1. What is a question that people always ask you?
"Would you like to see my cock?"
2. What is the 6th text in your inbox?
"Yay for Biscuits!"
3. Whats the last thing you said to someone & to who?
"Okie and it was my boss"
5. Name something you have to do tomorrow:
I don't havvve to do anything. But I will. housework.
6. Have you ever called 911?
Oh yeah (fucking squirrels) and once ,by accident, on my cell phone
9. What CD is currently in your CD player?
My friend's CD (he's Da Bomb yo No lie)
10. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
Chocoholic Milk
11. Has anyone told you a secret this week?
People Trust me way too much...so yes many secrets...many headaches
12. When was the last time you had Starbucks?
Yesterday
13. Can you whistle?
Yes? can I sing whistle (you know the super purdy kind) no
14. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
Yeah I'll be mostly covered in 5 years (Tattoo Wise)
15. Do you get along better with boys or girls?
I Love everyone..If you're cool it doesnt matter if you have a vaggie or a pee pee Ill love you anyway
16. Do you sleep on your side, stomach, or back?
Stomach...But with my increasing back problems Im being forced to sleep on my back.
17. What are you listening to?
The clickity clack of the keyboard as Im filling out this never-ending survey
18. What does the song remind you of?
Angst, Heart ache, and low wages
19. What did you do yesterday?
oh you know Robbed a bank....pimped out some rabbits....worked....shaved an albino dog so he can finally have some pink color....I did it for him you know.
21. What big concerts are you looking forward to?
Living Legends
22. What's bothering you right now?
My underwear
23. Next vacation you're going on?
California
24. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
Two minutes ago.
25. What did you dream last night?
I dream about fucking fish and and saving mammals...snakes eating people....getting lost....I still have fucking dreams about my ex (of course that I kinda still ok still Like)And I remember them too.
26. Does your phone ring in the middle of the night often?
Im chopping someones head off if it does.
27. What gets in your way of your sleeping?
Crack
29. What is something you've learned about yourself recently?
HAHAHAHAHAHA (I cant stop laughing at Phatso's response....deep throat HAHAHAHAHAHA)
I realized I kind of sort of need therapy..a little tiny weeeeeeeeeeee bit
30. Do you like anyone?
I LOVE EVERYONE -oh except for the "Would you like to see my cock" bastards
And no folks that doesnt just happen on here. People have actually said this to me in real life.
31. Do you know anyone who's married?
several several
32. What's your favorite number, why?
2,456,992,666. A dream told me Id win that amount in the lottery
33. Who was the last person to make you cry?
That man on TV who tells you you have to send someone 18 cents a day to feed a starving Somalian girl for a week and that if we didnt we were going to hell-
True story I swear
34. What are you doing?
what are yoooooou doing MR Announcer
35. When was the last time you cried?
This morning.
36. What is one thing you miss about your past?
Everyone that was in it
37. Are you jealous of anyone?
I have my moments at a rare time. Normally I could and will never be that person so I might as well embrace them and myself... Either that or marry some 60 year old man who's son is a plastic surgeon..single and cute...then when old dude dies i can mount up on Old dudes son with all of old dudes money..cake and eat it too bitches cake and eat it too
38. Is anyone jealous of you?
More than Likely.....too bad they don't know I LOVVVVVE THEM!
40. Who was the last person you drove with?
Glo
41. What are you looking forward to?
Tonight and Scotch
42. How are you today?
FABBBBBBBBBUUULOUS!
43. How many things in your past do you regret?
hOly Bejeezus...
44. Do you have a best friend?
many many
45. Name something you have in common with all your siblings?
I have one sister-She's Psycho (really in all forms of the name) haven't spoken in 4-5 years. and I dont care so NNNAAAH
