Subject: Actual Newspaper Ads
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>>> FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bitch, bites.
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>>>FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
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>>>FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog
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>>>FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
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>>>FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out a
>>>while, better be a reward for this nasty little thing.
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>>>COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also, 1 gay bull for sale.
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>>>NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used,&nbs! p ;call Chubby.
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>>>GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
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>>>JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer
>>>$300.
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>>>WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE . WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call
>>>Stephanie.
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>>>(AND THE BEST ONE)
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>>>FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia
>>>Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000
>>>or best offer. No longer needed, got married last
>>>month. Wife knows everything.
