A young woman in Toronto was so depressed that she decided to end
>her life by throwing herself into Lake Ontario . She went down to the
>docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young
>sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier, crying.
>
> He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for.
> I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away
>on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day."
> Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added,
>"I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."
>
>
>
> The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose?
>Perhaps a fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning. That
>night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her
>
> in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three
>sandwiches, some bottled water and a piece of fruit, and they had
>passionate sex until dawn.
>
>
>
> Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered
>by the captain.
>
> What are you doing here?" the captain asked.
>
> "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained.
>"I get food and a trip to Europe , and he's screwing me."
>
>
> "He certainly is," the captain said. "This is the Toronto Island
>Ferry".
