FoxyLady616's blog: "freedom"

Today, I thought was goin to hectic, confusing and just outright nuts!?Surprisingly, I had no trouble, they had my information processed n I did my paperwork for the classes with making choices. You have to have alternates for classes since this was day 2 and I could nt go yesterday. Well, the Director of Nursing signed off on my schedule, gave me my next point of reference and off I went. Health waiver, Paying for Tutition and then get my books the whole thing came to 800.00. Ouch!!! But my job is goin to reimbursh me, when I get my final grades. I wont be round much til I get squared with my studying and sleeping time. Hope you all wont forget me til I get back, but know that I will miss you all and you all are in my prayers!!School starts Jan. 18th!! Bless All My Friends!!!

A young boy had just gotten his driver's permit and inquired of his father, an evangelist, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father took him into his study and said to the boy, "I'll make a deal with you, son. You bring your grades up from a C to a B, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut, then we'll talk about the car." Well, the boy thought about that for a moment, and decided that he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it. After about six weeks, the boy came back and again asked his father about using the car. Again, they went to the study, where his father said, "Son , I've been real proud of you. You've brought your grades up, and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, and participating a lot more in the Bible study class on Sunday morning. But, I'm real disappointed, since you haven't gotten your hair cut." The young man paused a moment, and then said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair and there's even a strong argument that Jesus had long hair." His father replied, "You're right, son. Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere they went?"

The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes." The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide." The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?" The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?" The Interior Designer - who tells her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!" The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!" The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"

Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her depression, mourning as if it were only yesterday. Her daughter constantly is calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Sadie says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies, "Mama! I have someone for you to meet." Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks he asks her to join him for a weekend in the Catskills. And we know what that meant. One room and the normal follow up to that. Their first night there she undresses as he does. There she stood nude except for a pair of black lacy panties. He in his birthday suit. Looking at her he asks "Why the panties?" She replies, "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning," He knows he's not getting lucky that night. The following night the same scenario. She standing there with the black panties on and he in his birthday suit; except that he has an erection on which he has a black condom. She looks at him and asks, "What's with this... a black condom?" He replies, "I'm going to offer my condolences."

HOUSE CLEANING 2007 > >The other day, I threw out Worrying, it was getting old and definitely >in the way. It was keeping me from being me; I couldn't do things God's >way. > >I threw out this book on MY PAST (I didn't have time to read it anyway),
>replaced it with some NEW GOALS, started reading it right away.
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>I threw out hate and bad memories, I used to treasure them so; got me
>some NEW PHILOSOPHY; threw out the old one from long ago.
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>Brought in some other new books, titled I CAN, I WILL AND I MUST.
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>Threw out I MIGHT, I THINK and I OUGHT. You should've seen the dust. > >I ran across a FRIEND. Hadn't seen or talked with Him in a while, His
>name is GOD. I really like His style!
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>He's helping me to do some house cleaning; He added some great things >Himself, like PRAYER, HOPE AND FAITH. I placed them on the top shelf. > >Picked up something special; placed it at the front door, it's called
>PEACE and I try to let nothing get me down anymore.
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>Yes, my house is looking nice, looking good around this place. For
>things like Worry and Trouble there's just not enough space. > >It's great to do a little house cleaning, get rid of those old things on >the shelf. Sure makes things brighter; you should TRY IT FOR YOURSELF! > >May the Lord open the windows of heaven and pour you out a blessing that >you will not have room enough to receive it all. Malachi 3:10. > >May the Lord bless you exceedingly, abundantly, above all you could ever >hope for.Philippians 4:19. > >May the Lord bless you that you may walk in a financial overflow for the >rest of your days. Deut. 2 8:2 > >PEACE & BLESSINGS- >AFTER SOME HOUSE CLEANING, TAKE TIME TO BLESS SOMEONE ELSE!!!! > >

There are four kinds of sex: HOUSE SEX: You and your spouse are newlyweds and you fuck all over the house. BEDROOM SEX: You and your spouse have been married for a few years, have settled down, and only fuck in the bedroom. HALL SEX: You and your spouse have been married for fifteen years and say, "Fuck you!" when you pass in the hall. COURTROOM SEX: You and your spouse have been married for twenty years, your spouse's lawyer fucks you out of everything you've got.

THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: It's Braille for "suck here". Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, but only "down under." Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q: WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them. Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

A Nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters restaurant. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the Nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, “May I please use the restroom? The bartender replied, “OK”, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.” “Well, in that case I’ll just look the other way,” said the Nun. So, the bartender showed the Nun to the back of the restaurant, and she proceeded to the restroom. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, “Sir”, I don’t understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?” “Well, now they know you’re one of us,” said the Bartender, “Would you like a drink?” “But, I still don’t understand,” said the puzzled Nun. “You see,” laughed the bartender, “every time the fig leaf on the statue is lifted up, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?” __________________________________________________

Male assertiveness A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home. He had finished the book by the time he reached his house. The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" "The funeral director," said his wife.

Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 17?" he asks solemnly. The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies. The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when you father caught us in the back seat of my car?" "Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years". "I remember that too", she replies softly. He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today