A Win-Win-Win Situation
Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately. Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, wild animals attacking humans in Florida. Not me. I concentrate on solutions to problems. The result is a win-win-win situation:
+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border (cheaper than a WALL!)
+ Use the dirt to raise the levies in New Orleans.
+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat.
Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?