A Little Flab
>>
>> One morning while making breakfast, a man
>> walked up to his wife,
>> pinched her on the butt and said, "If you
>> firmed up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose".
>> While this was on the edge of intolerable,
>> she kept silent.
>> The next morning, the man woke his wife
>> with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed
>> these up, we could get rid of your
>> bra."
>> This was beyond a silent response, so she
>> rolled over and grabbed him by his "dangler." With a death grip in place,
>> she said "You know, if you
>> firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool
> ;> man, and your brother."
