A guy from Ballymun walks into the local job centre, marches straight
up to the counter and says,
"Awwriiiight big man... you know, I just HATE being
on benefit, and I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says,
"Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy
old man who wants a Chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.
You'll have to drive a round in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips.
You will have to satisfy her sexual urges!
You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.
The starting salary is €200,000 a year"
The Ballymun guy says, "You're bullsh!ttin' me!"
The social worker says,
"Yeah, well, you f***ing started it."
