It's hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here
is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch,
"Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says,Woodpecker, you
are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a
birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither
a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of
ash I have ever put my pecker in."
Wipe that smile off your face
