Subject: GOLDEN WEDDING ANNIVERSARY
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the
beaches
in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquillity had long been the
talk of the town. People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple."
The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their
long and happy marriage.
The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America,"
explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona, and took
a
trip, down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too
far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife
looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once."
"We proceeded a little further and horse stumbled again. Once more my
wife quietly
said, "That's twice." "We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse
stumbled for the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from
her purse and shot the horse dead.
*I SHOUTED* at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot
the
poor animal like that! Are you crazy?" She looked at ME, and quietly
said, "That's once."
"And from that moment.....we have lived happily every after."