A mother and father took their six-year-old son to a
> > nude beach. As the boy
> > walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the
> > ladies had boobs bigger
> > than his mother's, and asked her why. She told her
> > son, "The bigger they are
> > the dumber the person is." Pleased with the answer,
> > the boy goes to play in
> > the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many
> > of the men have larger
> > parts" than his dad. His mother replied, "The bigger
> > they are the dumber the
> > person is." Satisfied with this answer, the boy
> > returned to the ocean to
> > play. Shortly after, the boy returned again. He
> > promptly told his mother,
> > Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach
> > and the longer he talks,
> > the dumber he gets."
