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A Texas Girl

A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a Texas Girl are in the same bar... > > > >When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, >pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In >Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same one >twice." > >The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his >glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. >He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't >need to drink out of the same one twice either. > >The Texas Girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one >draft, throws the glass into the air, pulls out her gun, and shoots the >Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and >asking the bartender for a refill, she says, "In America we have so many >illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same >ones twice. > >God Bless America
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