A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a Texas Girl are in the same bar...
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>When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air,
>pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In
>Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same one
>twice."
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>The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his
>glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces.
>He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't
>need to drink out of the same one twice either.
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>The Texas Girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one
>draft, throws the glass into the air, pulls out her gun, and shoots the
>Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and
>asking the bartender for a refill, she says, "In America we have so many
>illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same
>ones twice.
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>God Bless America