> How many zeros in a billion?
>
>
> This is too true to be funny.
>
> The next time you hear a politician use the
> word 'BILLION' in a casual manner, think about
> whether you want the 'politicians' spending
> YOUR tax money.
>
> A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,
> but one advertising agency did a good job of
> putting that figure into some perspective in
> one of its releases.
> A.
>
> A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
> B.
>
> A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
> C.
>
> A billion hours ago our ancestors were
> living in the Stone Age.
> D.
>
> A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two
> feet.
> E.
>
> A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes,
> at the rate our government is spending it.
>
>
> While this thought is still fresh in our brain...
> let's take a look at New Orleans ...
> It's amazing what you can learn with some simple
> division.
>
> Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu
> is presently asking Congress for
>
>
> 250 BILLION DOLLARS
>
> to rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number...
> what does it mean?
> A.
>
> Well... if you are one of the 484,674 residents of New
> Orleans
> (every man, woman, and child)
> you each get $516,528.
> B.
>
> Or... if you have one of the 188,251 homes in
> New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787.
> C.
>
> Or... if you are a family of four...
> your family gets $2,066,012.
>
>
> Washington, DC
>
> < HELLO! >
>
> Are all your calculators broken??
>
> Accounts Receivable Tax
> Building Permit Tax
> CDL License Tax
> Cigarette Tax
> Corporate Income Tax
> Dog License Tax
> Federal Income Tax
> Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
> Fishing License Tax
> Food License Tax
> Fuel Permit Tax
> Gasoline Tax
> Hunting License Tax
> Inheritance Tax
> Inventory Tax
> IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)
> IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
> Liquor Tax
> Luxury Tax
> Marriage License Tax
> Medicare Tax
> Property Tax
> Real Estate Tax
> Service charge taxes
> Social Security Tax
> Road Us age Tax (Truckers)
> Sales Taxes
> Recreational Vehicle Tax
> School Tax
> State Income Tax
> State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
> Telephone Federal Excise Tax
> Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
> Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax
> Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
> Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
> Telephone State and Local Tax
> Firearm Owner’s Identification Tax (FOID, in Illinois )
> Telephone Usage Charge Tax
> Utility Tax
> Vehicle License Registration Tax
> Vehicle Sales Tax
> Federal Excise Tax
> Government Pension Tax (That’s right…look on your
> County tax bill!)
> Forest Preserve District Tax
> Gas Guzzler Tax
> Watercraft Registration Tax
> Well Permit Tax
> Workers Compensation Tax
> Building Permit Tax
>
> STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
>
> Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago...
> and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
>
> We had absolutely no national debt...
>
> We had the largest middle class in the world...
>
> and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
> What happened?
>
> Can you spell 'p-o-l-i-t-i-c-i-a-n-s?'
> And I still have to
>
> press '1'
>
> for English.
>
> I hope this goes around the
>
> USA
>
> at least 100 times
