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48 Year Old · Male · From Panama City, FL · Invited by: Tsimshian Silve... · Joined on July 3, 2007 · Born on November 15th
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48 Year Old · Male · From Panama City, FL · Invited by: Tsimshian Silve... · Joined on July 3, 2007 · Born on November 15th
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I'm 34 years old, originally from Atlantic City, New Jersey I moved to Florida in my teens... and no, it wasn't a Federal Witness Protection Program sponsored move.

I'm a single dad to two amazing 2 year old girls... if you ever want to meet a couple of fighters, just meet them. They spent 2 months in NICU, and weighted 1 pound 13 ounces. Then when they were 4 months old, their mother... errr I mean egg donor tried to kill them. But they're the most wonderful and well adjusted girls you'd ever meet.

I'm a career nomad.... I'm not a job hopper, but it seems like whenever I get a new job, it's always in a completely different field... which would explain why I never finished college.

I collect things... mostly scars, injuries, and stories about how I got scars and injuries.

I enjoy making people laugh, and I'm impossible to offend... so I may tell some offensive jokes, and you may be surprised at what you can say to me without offending me.

I'm a living paradox... Religiously, I'm an Atheist, but at the same time, I'm an ordained minister... Ordained in the church of Spiritual Humanism. I'm very humanistic in the way I live, but I understand peoples' needs for spiritual beliefs.

Politically, I'm middle of the road, No Party Affiliated, nut job! I'm pro-gun, pro-choice, anti-illegal immigration, and anti-religion (and remember? I'm a minister!)

I also feel the need to say that I'm a hardcore heterosexual... only because it seems like only dudes check me out on here... what the fuck is that about?




48 Year Old · Male · From Panama City, FL · Invited by: Tsimshian Silve... · Joined on July 3, 2007 · Born on November 15th
Interests
I've got such a broad range of interests, that you would think I would be an interesting person.... WRONG!

These are the things that get my blood pumping!

Hot Rods - I'm all about american muscle cars... due to financial restraints I don't own one (I'm one of the few owners of a big block ford that can't say they have an american muscle car). The whole ricer/drifter street racing thing is not my cup of tea... racing shouldn't involve turns and shouldn't last more than 1/4th of a mile, in my opinion

Ice Hockey - It's the only sport I can watch regardless of what team is playing. Now with that being said.

Philadelphia Sports - I've been a die hard Flyers, Phillies and Eagles fan since before I was potty trained. I don't remember my interview with the councellor for Kindergarten, but my mom said "The lady came out and told me 'I've never had that in depth discussion about Hockey and the Flyers with an adult, much less a 5 year old'".

Boxing - I used to do some boxing with friends, but had to stop due to hand injuries and concussions (I never said I was GOOD), and I can watch boxing all day... The whole UFC scene is so played-out and full of douchebags. I'll stick with Marquis of Queensbury rules.

Video games - I admit it, I'm part nerd... I grew up during the first Pac Man Fever outbreak... and it stuck with me.

Anything funny - TV, Movies, books... anything that makes me laugh, I can dig it.
Music
My musical tastes are wide enough to be able to annoy anyone who rides in my car. Among the bands you'll find on my hard drive or in my car's CD case would include... in no special order.

Social Distortion
Streetlight Manifesto
Rancid
Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons
Pink Floyd (The Roger Waters era)
U.S. Bombs
Al Jolson
The Drifters
Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution
Lars Fredericksen and the Bastards
Dropkick Murphys
The Temptations
Johnny Cash
Ramones
Tool
Primus
B.B. King
Rollins Band
Johnny Horton
Jimmy Buffett
Bruce Springsteen
Billy Joel

And so on, so on, so forth

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  • Frank the Tank hears the '59 sound coming through his pickup truck's radio... I'm quite impressed with this Gaslight Anthem CD.
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