I'm the funny guy at the party. I'm a little loud, a little short, but if I were tall, I'd be stupid. I've got the world by the balls and making that mothereffer gimme what I want. I can't wait to hear from people who are ready for a good laugh and great times. I live in LA, and I'm ready to burn this mother down!

*edit*- I'm not a creeper. I will not ask you to cam, or for NSFW pictures. I am not here to make people uncomfortable or to disrespect. I don't MIND nsfw or private pictures, but I ain't askin'! :) I'm here for the fun and excitement of new people. Is that you?

I'm done with drama. I have enough worries in my world without stressing over bullshit. I'm a dad first, friend second. There are two things in this world I rely on others for, Jack and Shit. I am my own man and I run my own life. Anyone can be your friend, but it takes a great person to be your bro. Trust goes easy, but love stays forever.

And I build rockets for a living- is that cool or what?

*A few updates, just in case you were wondering.

1. If you haven't read the ONE blog entry on my page, I am straight. Sorry fellers, I appreciate the attention and you make me feel pretty, but I'm all about the ladies! :)

2. I am in the middle of a divorce, but I am not bitter. It was not my choice, but I am not looking for someone to fill a void or make someone else jealous. I'm here to meet new friends and see their pictures read their pages. The everyday lives of people fascinate me for some reason. And see a few boobies once in a while. :)

3. I REALLY want to post a quote section, but there are not enough hours in the day!

4. I have tattoos and one day I will be happy enough with a picture to show you.

5. I am a bit of a spelling freak. I believe the way you write is a direct link to your intelligence. The better you write, the more I like you. And I really have a tough time figuring out what the hell all that symbol crap means in your name. I don't mind it, I just can't read it- you COULD be calling me an asshole! :)

Much love- don't be afraid to add or ask questions about my pics. I'll be asking you-----


See ya on CT!