I know this was supposed to be about intrests, But i like alot of things and always looking to try something new..instead i decided to write something else...and inject a little humor too.....Below is a list of my pet peeves. Im not sure anyone even cares about them but hey, here they are.

-liars ( like i really need to explain this one?)

-greedy people ( you got yours and STILL want mine? )

-ego-tards (also synonymous with fucktards and twatwaffles )

-hypocrites

-people with poor hygiene

-stupid people who don't know they're stupid

-smart people who won't let you forget they're smart

-chat people that are friendly to you in the room and then verbally tear you down behind your back.( see hypocrites )

-sitting in a chat room with 50 people and still feeling so incredibly alone.

-people who will read this list, and decide that I am "bitter" or "have issues" instead of "observant" or "right" or even "grouchy in a funny sort of way"

-"playahs" (When did it become ADMIRABLE to use lies and deceit to get what you want from chicks?)

-people who stop at red lights with their stereos blaring so loudly that YOUR mirror shakes (rude)

-people who call taxis to pick them up, and don't START getting ready until it is there, so the cabbie gets to sit out front honking for ten minutes at 6 in the damn morning

-people who play with their car alarms (annoying..especially those ones with the 5 different sounds to them )

-people who can't go 5 minutes without spitting. ( yea, Ive know an few guys who would "chew" ugh)

-guys at bars who go use the restroom, DON'T wash their hands, then come out and want to shake your hand

-people who spit when they talk, and don't seem to notice (or care)

-chicks who turn you down because they already have a man, then cheat on him anyway with the biggest scumbag they can find

-guys who are mean to fat chicks

-chicks who are mean to fat chicks ( so much for that flocking together theory )

-guys who scratch their nards (UNDER clothing), then touch everything in the store

-vegetarians who try to recruit you ( as a friend said: "fuck you and your vegan eggs!" )

-white people with dreadlocks ( see the hygeine rant? )

-strangers who act like you owe them a favor

-people who expect to be congratulated, or even REWARDED, for simply not screwing up

-motherf*ckers who cuss too much ( not infront of the children )

-Elmo ( barney is included here too )

-people who hold up the entire grocery line to argue with the cashier about what is/isn't on sale (or payable by WIC voucher, coupons or penny counters)

-people who have a whole aisle to walk in and still play chicken with you and their cart.

-the TY-D-BOL man (Dude, get the hell OUT of there already!)

-people who knock things over at the store and don't pick them up

-people who fart in your car ( it just lingers, doesnt it? )

-people who repeat themselves

-people who talk louder the drunker they get

-people who repeat themselves

-people who insist on putting their feet on your dash when being driven somewhere ( next time you do that those feet will be hitting pavement while you WALK! )

-people who startle you and act like YOU'RE the a-hole/weirdo

-people who continuously walk around barefoot until their soles are jet-black, then go to bed without washing their feet

-people who pick their nose and wipe it on the couch ( or eat them, thats even worse )

-people who cough without covering their mouth (especially during flu season)

-people who back into you and step on your foot, then give YOU a dirty look ( use the personal space, buddy! )

-pretty girls/women who do not realize that bitchiness will make them ugly

-ugly girls who dont seem to realize that we all have a certain beauty. ( dont tell me how ugly you are, show my how beautiful you think, feel, act...etc....)

-chicks who are only attracted to "bad boys," then when these "bad boys" start to ACT like "bad boys," the chicks whine to YOU about it, because you are such a "good friend"

-people who think it's uncool to laugh

-people who dont know how to express themselves or communicate

-people to whom EVERY conflict appears racially or gender based

-people who can't understand that someone else's taste in music might not match theirs

-people who seem obsessed with "toxins"

-ex-fatties who make rude comments under their breath when they see a CURRENT fat person (see also: "hypocrites")

-cashiers who lick their fingers while retrieving your change from the till

-people who use their car keys to dig wax out of their ears, then use their thumbnail to scrape it off the keys, then wipe their thumb on their pants

-drunks who lean all over you

-people whose favorite word is "should've," but only when talking about YOU

-people who say "should of" instead of the correct "should have" ( also goes for you're and your )

-people who do not realize that THEIR lack of planning does not equal YOUR emergency

-people who don't wash their hands after taking out the garbage

-people who think the word "across" ends with a "t"

-guys who let hot chicks get away with being a pain in the ass ( so she's cute, but still a bitch is it really worth it?)

-chicks who reward bad behavior by their significant others (again and again and again), then wonder why the dude treats them so badly

-people who yell up to their friends' apartments in crowded neighborhoods instead of ringing the doorbell

-the spider that is currently crawling up my wall

-people with ugly/dirty feet who wear Birkenstocks ( are you starting to think I have an issue with feet yet?)

-potheads who bitch about cigarette smoke

-people who think cruelty to animals is funny

-people who leave their cars idling with the stereo on full blast, while they run inside for a minute (which turns into 15 minutes)

-people who can't close a door without slamming it

-Do I even need to MENTION telemarketers?( and I used to be one!)

-actors who think they're politicians (I'm not talking about the ones who actually RUN for office. I mean the ones who make the most noise about issues, while doing NOTHING to change them.)

-former criminals who have "found religion" and never shut up about it

-people who are already offended BEFORE you've even finished your sentence

-people who repeat themselves

-people who criticize adults for enjoying Mad Magazine (spy vs. spy RULES!)

-old people who think they know EVERYTHING

-young people who think they know ANYTHING

-chicks/guys who give you that condescending little pat on the shoulder as they turn you down

-people who, in comparison to any other genre of music, refer to THEIR favorite type of music as "REAL music"

-guys who refuse to comprehend that chicks DO NOT view sex exactly the same way THEY do

-people, who are familiar with the 80s, who can never hear the name "Wang Chung" without singing that one line from that one song of theirs (You know the one I mean)

-people who, on websites, post pictures, taken 5 years ago, of themselves in formal wear, in the hope that others will assume that they look like that all the time.

-sci-fi/fantasy geeks who are oblivious to the fact that most other people aren't the same way

-guys who automatically think that the chick who just turned them down must be a lesbian

-clinical psychologists who tell you to "get a life"

-people who can't seem to do ANYTHING quietly

-whoever invented those damn car-shaped shopping carts

-people who only appreciate low-brow humor

-people who NEVER appreciate low-brow humor

-guys who grow beards so shaggy that their nose whistles when they breathe

-guys who ACTUALLY BRAG about their masturbatory habits

-girls who say they dont masturbate ( grow up all ready, we ALL do it and theres no shame in it! )

-people who go to the store in their bedroom slippers ( or the ones who cant pick up their feet when they walk. you either here the shuffle shuffle..or the annoying squeal of the rubber tennis shoe bottom on tile )

-people who sneeze too loudly ( and laugh to loudly too )

...and on the other hand...

-chicks who do the "chick sneeze," where they try to supress it, and it makes that little squish-noise

-people who get stumbling-drunk in public with no forethought about how they plan on getting home

-people who talk in movie theatres on cell phones ( unless YOU paid for MY ticket....SHUT UP!! )

-people who leave trash in your car

-smokers who never have their own cigarettes (It's usually because they're "trying to quit." Well, try HARDER, motherf*cker!)

-smokers who complain about the type of cigarettes you smoke when they ask to bum one off of you. ( beggars can't be choosers )

-roommates who have parties EVERY night (whether YOU like it or NOT) and expect YOU to help clean up the next day

-roommates who insist on taking their dumps with the bathroom door open

-borrowers who act like they're doing you a favor by paying you back

-people who clumsily dance in crowded places while holding a drink in one hand and a lit cigarette in the other

-people who don't take "no" for an answer, at LEAST by the THIRD time

-chicks who blame the other chick when their man cheats on them (jer-RY!! jer-RY!!)

-guys who use the "I can't feel anything" argument against using a condom

-chicks who fall for it

-your best friend's boyfriend who blatantly hits on YOU right in front of her to piss HER off

-people who let their toddlers answer the phone

-people who become belligerent when you tell them to go f*ck themselves

-people who punish you for taking "no" for an answer

-chicks who are offended by the term "chick" (They are not allowed to use the term "guy" in front of me.)

-chicks who have conversations about gynecological/obstetric matters with other chicks in front of mixed company and, when you can no longer hide your revolsion, become indignant and claim that they were having a "private conversation"

-people who wear tank tops in public with huge clumps of deodorant hanging from their pit-hair (or even worse: no deodorant at all)

-people who think it's "cute" when their toddler displays profanity/violence

-guys who won't PULL UP THEIR FRICKIN' PANTS!!!!!!

-lens lice (These are the MENSA candidates who stand behind a TV news reporter, who is doing a live spot, and wave, make assinine hand-gestures, and make goofy faces. PARTICULARLY irritating when the report is about something serious)

-women who can't argue a point without sliding their head from side to side and waving their index finger in the air

-people who give unsolicited advice, when THEIR life is a trainwreck

-people who don't finish what they start

-guys who demand that you stand, sit,show anything on your cam ( be glad you even GET to see my cam )


There will almost DEFINITELY be additions to the preceeding list, probably sooner rather than later.

On the positive side, here are some people I like:

-Just about anyone not on the above list, especially if they make me laugh.

- Someone who knows that if you seduce my mind first, the body will follow. ( after reading all this I cant give you a better road map!)

-people who agree with this list

god im about to prove how insanely anal I am..lol...im going to put it down in alphabetical order.....

: Aerosmith, Aggaloch, arch enemy,abgott, anaal nathrakh, alghazanth, at the gates, akercocke,Abyssic hate, Absurd, , anerexia nervosa, Amagortis,Anthrax, ACDC

B: Borknagar,burzum, black label society, beherit, bloodbath, Berzerker, black sabbath, Biohazzard

C: Children of Bodom, cannibal corpse, calvarium, covenant, cult of luna, celtic frost, cryptopsy, cradle of filth

D: Deicide, dying fetus, dark throne, dark funeral, dark tranquility,deeds of flesh, dismember, decapitated, dimmu borgir, dissection, Delirium,disiplin , dissesection, darkest hate,Disturbed

E: Emperor, Extol, Eagles,entombed, emancer, eibon, Ephel Death, Einherjer, Enslaved,Evanescence

F: Finntroll, Forgotten tomb,

G: Gorgasm, Gorgoroth, Gutworm, Godsmack, Great White, GNR

H: hypocrisy,(the) haunted, hammerfall, hate eternal, Hatebreed, Hecate enthroned, Heretics fork,

I: Immortal, insision, Insomnium, icewind blast, incriminated, Immolation, Impaled,Iron Maiden,

J: Judas Priest, Journey

K: Kalmah, kvist, katatonia, kult of azazel, kammarheit, kreator, Kingdom of agony.

L: Lamb of god, Limbonic art,Lifehouse, Lords of Acid

M: Marduk, Metallica, mortician, mayhem, my dying bride, morbid angel, moonblood, monstrosity, mantas,meshuggah,Manatark

N: Norther, nattefrost, Nile, naglfar, napalm death, NIN, nokturnal mortum, Nebelkorona, Nickelback

O: Opeth, old mans child, obituary, obsidian,

P: Prodigy,Pig destroyer, panzerchrist, peccatum, Pantera

Q: Queensryche, Queen

R: , ragnarok, Rimthurs,Rob Zombie,Rage Against the Machine

S: sirius, six feet under, sacramentum, satyricon, suffocation, samael, Soilwork, susperia, Stormland,Slayer,Scorpions, System of a Down, Saliva

T: Thy primordial, To seperate the flesh from the bones, Thorazine, Testicular Defibrillation, the forsaken, Tool

U: ulver, Usurper,

V: venom, vader, Vintersorg, Vehemence, vinterriket

W: willow wisp

X:..does Kings X count here?

Y: yattering

Z: zyklon,ZZtop

God I cant think of anything else right now..any suggestions???