Let me just start by saying this, I hate dating. Sick of it. Wanna settle down. I want to find that brutally honest, classy, intelligent, passionate, very affectionate, adventurous, naughty/freaky when she wants to be, respectful, funny & understanding girl that Does fart, (lol, everyone does it ladies & I have a black belt in "Keepin it Real") that wants to make her man happy and love him. If you don't live in WI or darn close, have a picture or actually want to meet face to face, don't waste our time please!!! I love spending time with my partner in crime & physical location matters so we can spend time together.....Duuuuh!!! lol I don't chat here either.By day, I'm a Media Systems Technician (SMART Home Integration, Home Theater, Security & Fire Alarm systems, Distributed audio, etc etc) & by night, on the weekends, I do performance stage lighting for local bands, I DJ, &/or host karaoke. Yes, I'm a karaoke crackhead. Not bad either!I was in the Army for a few years so I can be very direct & tell it like it is. A little bit of a wild streak (no point to beating around the bush), I wear my heart on my sleeve & am a very passionate & creative person with whatever I'm doing, love camping (could live outside spring, summer & fall, I've even done it in the snow!!) & I make a killer camp fire, love rock shows, off-roading, hunting humans (LOL Paintball IS therapeutic, trust me!) & like to drink beer & bbq outside on a beautiful day. I'm looking for something of substance (Write Something in your profile Ladies!!!) & physical attraction IS IMPORTANT to me as it should be somewhat for everyone, I would think. You've seen my pics here, I'm a slender guy LOOKING FOR THE SAME IN A WOMAN!! I'm 195lbs yet it's unbelievable the amount of emails I get from women that CLEARLY have NOT read my profile in it's entirety. Not trying to be rude or shallow but it is what it is. Like I said, I know what I want (Curves) & if we're doin' the internet dating thing, shouldn't we be able to pick from the proverbial menu anyway? I'm sick of dating & wasting time & I truly apologize to anyone that may get offended by any of this but if that's the case, we probably weren't meant to be anyway. Also ladies, YES, I AM a REAL guy lol, don't know how much more "REAL" I can make it so please quit asking.I've said a lot here, hope you found it entertaining, to say the least. You wanna know more? Obviously I'm not shy, so fire away lol but only if you send a picture! Seriously, show initiative & you just might be surprised at what can happen! Guys want to see your pics! I'm not lookin' to skip the entire process of dating, just find that certain someone to start it with, that gives me butterflies. Not the one I can live with, but the one I can't live without!!!Goodluck with your search Ladies!