The queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating."Oh my god!", said the Queen,"That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this???"The doctor leading the tour explains,"I'm sorry your ladyship, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die instantly.""Oh, I am sorry" said the Queen.On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job."Oh my God", said the Queen,"What's happening in there?"The Doctor replied,"Same problem, better health plan."