One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,"What setting do I use on the washing machine?""It depends," I replied."What does it say on your shirt?"He yelled back,"University of Oklahoma."
During the first few weeks after quitting smoking, one fellow was difficult to live with.Apologizing to his wife for his short temper, he commented,"I've gone from 'Happy' to 'Grumpy.' What's next?""Lonely," she replied.
May the warm winds of heaven blow gently on your house, and may the great spirit bless all who enter. May your moccasins make happy tracks in many snows, and may the rainbow always touch your shoulderHugs..good morning
The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a fruitless search, he told his mother the lens was no where to be found.Undaunted, she went outside and in a few minutes returned with the lens in her hand."How did you manage to find it, Mom?" the teenager asked."It's simple. We weren't looking for the same thing," she replied."You were looking for a thin piece of plastic. I was looking for $300."
May you have the strength of Eagles' wings,the faith and courage to fly to new heights,and the wisdom of the universe to carry you there hugs..good morning
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