48 Year Old
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Female
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From Sioux City, IA·
Joined on May 30, 2012
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on November 27th
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Hi my name is Summer i live in sioux city iowa.Im 36 years old..I ment a man on fubar a year ago.I thought i was gonna spend the rest of my life with him.I moved to erie pa to be with this man.I fell for this man hard.Even through the lies and desete i stayed with him for a year.We moved to oklahoma.Wasnt there for even a month and he already had a woman online and started a relationship with her.I had no idea until i called him from the motel and he was going back to erie to be with this woman.That hurt me alot.It took time to heal from it.I have moved on.But i need the men on this site to understand i am single.But i dont want any drama.Im not on this site to talk about sex or any other bullshit.I know what i want in a man.I want a man that can be honest,caring,that can make me laugh,that will be my best friend,someone whom i can trust,someone who wants to be in a long term relationship and a man who will be proud to be my man.Im looking for that man that gives me the butterflies that never go away!So if you like what you see hollar at me.God Bless and good luck in finding that speacil person to come into your life!!
48 Year Old
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Female
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From Sioux City, IA·
Joined on May 30, 2012
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on November 27th
Interests
I LOVE TO GO OUT TO EAT,GO OUT TO THE MOVIES,GO TO AMUSEMENT PARKS,GAMBLE A LITTLE BIT,LOVE TO BOWL,LOVE FOOTBALL GO STEELERS GO LOL,GO GARAGE SELLING.I DONT LIKE GOING OUT ALOT EXCEPT MAYBE FRIDAY OR SATURDAY,WHAT I REALLY LIKE TO DO IS TO CUDDLE WITH THAT SOMEONE SPEACIL.EVEN IF ITS WATCHING A MOVIE OR JUST WATCHING TV.
Idols
MY IDOL IS ELVIS PRESLEY.TO THIS DAY IM ONE OF MANY WHO LOVE HIM AND STILL LISTEN TO THE ONE AND ONLY ELVIS PRESLEY.IM A ELVISSSSSS FREAK BABYYYY!!!
(Location Unknown): A man walked into a Circle-K (a convenience store similar to a 7-11), put a $20 bill on the counter and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer? Fifteen dollars.
Fans Friends? I swear it. I didn't steal your beer here, A man goes to his physician and is shocked to find that he has been replaced by a super-computer. The computer asks him his ailments and the man says he has a sore elbow. A drawer pops out and he is asked to urinate in it. After a few bleeps and flashing lights the computer decides he has tennis elbow.The man is annoyed and decides to get one over on this machine so he asks his wife for a urine sample. He then mixes this with urine from his dog and his small son and to top it off, adds some of his sperm. He takes it to the computer-physician who again asks him for a sample. He places the urine/sperm sample in the drawer and the computer makes its usual display of bleeps and flashes before telling him that his wife is pregnant, his dog has rabies, his son has chicken pox and if he doesn't stop masturbating he'll never get rid of his tennis elbow.
Joke of the day. A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he's 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him. The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police,"You can't believe her. He's 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face." The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report. She replies,"Just because I reported him missing, doesn't mean I wanted him back!"
Joke of the Day Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one has to drop off, otherwise they are all going to fall. They were not able to choose that person, but then the woman made a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because as woman she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, and for men in general, without ever getting anything in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands.
The Original Joke of the DAy The National Poetry Contest had come down to two semi-finalists, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Arkansas. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word a come up with a poem that contained the word.The word they were given was"Timbuktu."First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said...Slowly across the desert sandTrekked a lonely caravan,Men on camels, two by two,Destination-Timbuktu.The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited...Me and Tim a huntin' went,Met three whores in a pop up tent.They was three, and we was two,So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.The redneck won, hands down!
Joke of the day. 
