Guy goes to a nurse and says"I have a problem with my 'area' but I'm afraid you'll laugh."I won't laugh" said the nurse,"I am a professional. In over 20 years as a nurse,"I have never laughed at a patient.""Ok than" the guy said and proceeded to pull his pants down to reveal the smallest penis the nurse had ever seen. The length and width was almost identical to a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stifle a giggle but it just came out. Feeling very badly for laughing at the man's part, she composed herself as best she could."I am so sorry." She said" I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now tell me,"What seems to be the problem?" The man looked at her and said,"It's swollen." The nurse ran out of the room