49 Year Old
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Joined on November 27, 2011
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Born on January 30th
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O.K, let me get straight to the point. I am a selfish prick. I get what I want when I want.
Before you roll your eyes, snap your fingers, and say: “Oh no he didn’t!†listen to what I want:
• I want a girl who knows what’s good for her. Seriously. If I ever give you that look you should apologize, be quiet, and give me what I want if you know what’s good for you.
• A girl who is a talented mime. Better yet, a mute. Women should be seen, not heard.
• Don’t use bad grammar. "U r fun I lik u lol ttyl" is not a sentence. I already read and write on a third grade level so I am good with the “big†words.
• Lastly, if you cannot tell that everything above was all a big joke then I feel sorry for you. Really. I. Am. Sorry.
That’s it for now. I’m done.
49 Year Old
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Male
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Joined on November 27, 2011
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Born on January 30th
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Experience has shown, and a true philosophy will always show, that a vast, perhaps the larger portion of the truth arises from the seemingly irrelevant. I am above the weakness of seeking to establish a sequence of cause and effect, between the disaster and the atrocity. I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it, therefore; I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active; not more happy; nor more wise than he was 6000 years ago.
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