47 Year Old
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Female
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From Medford, OR·
Joined on May 29, 2011
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Relationship status: In a relationship
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Born on August 10th
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I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
47 Year Old
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Female
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From Medford, OR·
Joined on May 29, 2011
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Relationship status: In a relationship
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Born on August 10th
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I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
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I am a 36 year old female, who enjoys many things and loves to get into trouble. I am very kinky and very flirty. I can be naughty as well. I am looking to meet new people, make some new friends, and you never know what else... LMAO. I'm very open-minded, honest, fun-loving, kinky, sexual, have a great sense of humor. I also a BBW and a submissive. I don't like player, idiots, haters, or people who just want see my nsfw pics. IF THIS IS YOU DON'T BOTHER YOU WILL BE IGNORED!!!
47 Year Old
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Female
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From Medford, OR·
Joined on May 29, 2011
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Relationship status: In a relationship
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Born on August 10th
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I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
Interests
I love to travel. Since December of 2012 been on 3 trips and have seen 45 of the 50 states. This last trip I was gone 2 1/2 months, got back mid june. I also love horror movies, and love to read as well as write poetry. I also listen to a great deal of music.
Music
My choice in music varies astronomically I listen to so many different bands, types and styles.
Movies
i love watching movies, I am a horror movie fanatic. Some movies I like are The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Queen Of The Damned, Misery, House Of 1000 Corpses, Carrie, all the Saw movies.
Idols
Don't really have any idols.
Latest Status
Naughty Velvet ... SOMETIMES WE DON'T KNOW HOW GOOD WE HAVE IT TILL ITS GONE!!!!!!!
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time) Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. Theatre Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last. Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, someone will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug. Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are. Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly. Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet. Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
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