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My name is Rhiannon. I know more than 3/4 of you won't read this but I like to write and bedazzle the few of you who do with my grammatical skills and rapier wit. And sarcasm. I'm nerdy and do dorkish things. Don't expect a lot of flirtatious innuendo or sexual talk out of me. It just isn't my style. I could very easily be a tart if I wanted, but I don't look at this as a dating site and I am NOT HERE TO HOOK UP. I'd appreciate it if you didn't treat me like the other futards that are. Does this mean I'm a prude? Nah, I have my moments. But that doesn't mean I'm looking for them or open to having them with just ANYONE. Got it? Word.

The biggest thing you need to know about me? I'm a tranny. I don't hide it. I don't play games. Sharing this is not an invitation to talk dirty to me or ask about it. I am an open book, but I am not here to educate, fascinate, or play with you. I am not a fetish or an object. Keep your dirty thoughts to yourself. I don't care about those and if you want to damn me, criticize, judge, or condemn me feel free. It won't change a thing. I do what's right for me. Your opinion on that means nothing in my eyes. I am who I am and I own it, own up to it, and don't lie about it. The end.

I'm an artist. I draw for a living. I work from home. Yes, my job is amazing. NO I will not:

- work for free
- design/draw the tattoo that you've "had an idea for forever but didn't know an artist to draw it" for you
- do the interior art for your graphic novel that you just KNOW is going be huge
- introduce you to Stan Lee, George Lucas, or any other celebrity you think is in my phone.
- draw/design your RPG character
- give you sneak peeks ( shush, Douglas )
- get you into cons for free as my guest or helper
- give you discounts because you "know me "
- give you insider information on anything

I'm not here to meet anyone. Honestly, I'm not sure why I'm here at all. I am lucky to know a few people around this site who are actually pretty amazing to talk to and hang here with. They're in my family. Feel free to go show them some attention. They deserve it. Guys, despite the life I lead, I appreciate when you compliment me. Truly. HOWEVER....telling me you find me attractive, or that you think we could " make it work"....Don't be mad when your feelings aren't reciprocated. It takes a strong, secure individual to be with someone like me. It's easier said than done ( please see the last paragraph. I am not jumping for the chance to be swept off of my feet and I don't feel incomplete if I'm single. If we hit it off? Super! But that doesn't mean I will fall in love, pine for you, or want to move across the country. And throwing tantrums won't help you....Yes, I write these things out of experience. Sad as it seems, it needs to be said....even here.

I am not here to go to your lounge so respect that please. Mind your manners and we'll get along just fine. Don't kiss my ass, don't ask me to give you shit if I really don't know you. I am not interested in "curious" couples, and for fuck's sake I am not a fetish for you to drool over. If you ask me to be your Mistress, Master, Mommy, or whatever else, I will block thee, like, with a quickness. I am not interested AT ALL in being pampered, spoiled, or taken care of. I don't believe in it. I am not looking to be anyone's sugar mama and if you don't like being serious then go kick rocks. I had my fun. I'm older now and have no time for foolishness or childish games.

That about covers it for now, Poodles. Carry on.