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  • Poettwistedangelbaby
    This guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.The interviewer asks him,"Are you allergic to anything?"He replies,"Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee.""Have you ever been in the military service?""Yes," he says,"I was in Iraq for two years."The interviewer says,"That will give you 5 extra points towardemployment."Then he asks,"Are you disabled in any way?"The guy says,"Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles.The interviewer grimaces and then says,"Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."The guy is puzzled and asks,"If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"This is a government job," the interviewer says."For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.No point in you coming in for that...."

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