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54 Year Old · Male · From Ann Arbor, MI · fu-Owned by DUH Copilot de ... and is worth 1,000,000,000 fubucks. · Joined on April 7, 2008 · Born on March 12th · I have a crush on someone and 3 different people have a crush on me!
54 Year Old · Male · From Ann Arbor, MI · fu-Owned by DUH Copilot de ... and is worth 1,000,000,000 fubucks. · Joined on April 7, 2008 · Born on March 12th · I have a crush on someone and 3 different people have a crush on me!



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The ink of the tat
Peeks beneath the opened blouse
The soft swell of the breast
Demands attention
Through perfect symmetry
The ankle and calve
Is highlighted
By the 5 inch heels
Each step is a grimace.
The hair lightly teased with sparkles
That have fallen and
Embedded in a bit
Too much make up
Bright white teeth
The best that money can buy
The hint of the thong
As she bends over to
Deliver the drink.
All this for the price
Of a beer….

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54 Year Old · Male · From Ann Arbor, MI · fu-Owned by DUH Copilot de ... and is worth 1,000,000,000 fubucks. · Joined on April 7, 2008 · Born on March 12th · I have a crush on someone and 3 different people have a crush on me!
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