An ugly biker walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face."What are you so happy about?" asks the barman."Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man."You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!""Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman."You lucky guy. Was she pretty?""Dunno...Never found the head." Wishing you an Awesome Super Rockin Fantastic Day on this Friday~ And a Beautiful Wonderful Fantastic Weekend too =) Hope to see you around over the weekend =) LOL Love ya my friend~ *Harley xo*
My friend...Happy Monday..The important thing is not to be bitter over life's disappointments.Learn to let go of the past and recognize that everyday wont be sunny and warm.And when you find yourself lost in the darkness of despair, remember its only in the black of nightThat you see the stars and those stars see you back home. So don't be afraid to make mistakes.To stumble and fall, because most of the time greatest rewards come from doing things that scare you the most.Maybe you will get more then you could ever imagined. Who knows where life will take you.The road is long, and in the end, the journey is the destination... u have a friend in me Hunnie(female)...Honey (male)