I usually don't do a profile. I find either nobody reads it due to length, or it ends up being missed becuase it is too short - so to give everyone a fiar shot at discivering who and what I am (preferably "who" more than "what"), I'll simply allow whomever to ask.

Go ahead and ask me about myself, but be prepared to have questions get mirrored back. I'm a "quid pro quo" kind of person and enjoy learning about someone whom I'm speaking with.

Oh, and I dislike disrespectful choads, meaning I'll genereally fire off some asshole comments if I notice you're being a total bitch (men or women) to other people. No, I'm not overly sensative and get do not offended easily, I just prefer to see a valid reason for an action prior to it being taken. If you do something stupid, expect something stupid to happen - cause and effect. That's just how I work...

Anyway, I will just go ahead and say this:

First and foremeost let me start by thanking every soldier male and female alike, for our continued freedoms at the risk of their own lives. I've been there myself and wish you all the best and safe journeys to (and from) where ever your duties take you.

To those that have fallen: ...(moment of silence)

Honestly, there is more about me than I can fit on this page and attempting to do so would spoil any potential conversation. So, I'll just give out some conversation starting details.

I am ex-Army Intel

I played soccer for the Army

I was a computer tech for 13 years.

I'm currently a landscape architect

I like pizza

Boobs please me greatly,and do not have to be "large" to be great. Ita about shape and how they fit the frame.

I'm a cat person

I am rather fond of green

I DJ (trance and house)

I enjoy amicable debate

I loathe second hand opinions

Overly trendy people annoy me.

Classism blows

Low intelligence makes me a sad panda

I do some freelance graphic design and web design

I dig a woman who is assertive and agressive.

I find nothing wrong with being a working, blue collar man. Sure it pays lower than white collar, but at least I know how to do more than follow instructions from a pricey institution. A man who uses his head only in work is an engineer, while one who uses only hands is a craftsman. A man who uses both - is an artist.

I think it's pretty lame how people ask a question, and then get pissed when you dont tell them the answer they think they want to hear. I feel that if someone is afraid they'll get an answer they wont like, they shouldnt ask the damn question.

YES votes mean I find you physically attractive or that I find your profile interesting enough to at least bmail you and see if we can talk about whatever.

NO votes mean that I do not find you attractive, andhave nothing to do with how I percieve your personality (its a picture...cmon); generally I'll skip over the person if my vote is no, but I like their profile. While this is a site where you judge on looks, I can't be THAT much of an asshole. Somepeople take it too seriously so I just avoid it.

I don't take "NO" votes to heart. Everyone has different tastes, and I'm okay with that. I know I'm not exactly a first round draft pick in any arena.

Im really shy in small groups, but very outgoing in front of a crowd.

In all honesty, I look at two things on a woman when I first see her. I look at her posture and her eyes. In both one can usually tell if shes confortable talking to you and if shes actually interested inwhat you have to say. Also, I just have this thing for sexy eyes (wahtever that really is, they jsut... appeal to me in some fashion depending on their shape, size and color - not unlike boobs).

I expect the same level of courtesey that I have extended to others. If I remain quiet while someone else talks, I expect the same in return, though if that doesnt happen I don't fly off the handle, I just walk away.

I believe in total equiality, which means that if someone says they can do what I can, they had better do it under the same circumstances and disatvantages that I have.

I like video games and, yes I like RPGs.

I used to play saxophone for 13 years.

I'm 6'1" and weigh about 189lbs.

I like skate shoes.

I like warm rooms. I keep my apt at 80 degrees.

randomness is bliss.

SOcks fresh from the dryer are the shit.

Shure makes some damn good headphones.

I can't play football.

I dont even LIKE football, but have nothing against those who do.

I drive a shitty car, with a hub cap missing - but I look at it like my car has one pant leg up so it's cool I suppose.

I love how I get this whole crazy rant from people who think that becuase I know how to cook, sew and clean, I'm also feminine. What I like more it telling them that it is becusae I can do these things that I am more self reliant and sustaining than any "man" who doesnt.

I mean seriously - how manly can you be if you can maintain a car, but get confused about putting cloth in a tub of water and turning a knob? How about not being able to properly use a heated slab of metal that ejects steam?

It doesnt take a rocket scientist to see that taking a woman to a 5 star resturant to get some play is retarded. Not only do things like that NOT lock in a night cap, but you've got to spend money on an overpriced meal consisting of underproportioned food, and then work to convinve the lady to go to bed with you. If you cook the meal, you get the right food for less, it's in the right proportions and... she's already at your house... its elementary.

What is the most sickening about the whole "man" thing is that half of hte guys out there can do the same thing, but hardly any of them are man enough to admit it...

Yeah... I can cook and clean and sew... and it is because of that I dont have to call up mom and ask her to do it for me. pff..