I'm a contractorI build a lotta shitNot a technical feat but something to doMy body hurts...it's worn outI fukkin hate itI know more about over-the-counter pain relievers than youMy customers are other contractorsWe hate eachother but nobody does my job as well as II get it done and get paidI own a houseMy daughters never talk to me anymoreI know cashiers at the hardware store better than my kidsMy dog might be smarter than meI'm completely sober...that doesn't help but it's meNext year I'm going to law school