48 Year Old
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Male
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From Coos Bay, OR·
Invited by: simplify3·
Joined on May 16, 2010
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on September 13th
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Im a one of a kind wild card with confidence and a straight forward approch to life! I dont care what people care say or think about me cuz im secure and comfortable with who i am on the inside! That allows me to be free from the pressures and fears of needing acceptance and conframation from others! That gives me an edge over most people ones that are slaves to the judgments and expectations of others!I also have a great sense of humor that tends to lean toward the offensive and perverted side of the humor spectrum for optimum shock value! Im at times a brutaly honest person with a silver tounged gift of gab and a clever mind at the controls of my verbal arsinal! Im a great ally to have on your side, and relentless as hell as an advisary to battle! Im me and thats all i want to be if your cool with that awesome lets talk! If not then turn on your inside voice and piss off cuz i dont want to hear it! Thats all i care to share for now hit me up if ya want to know more!
48 Year Old
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Male
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From Coos Bay, OR·
Invited by: simplify3·
Joined on May 16, 2010
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on September 13th
Interests
Im into all kinds of stuff but i will name a few! I love tattoos and i have a bunch! Snowboarding is my favorite, wakeboarding too but i don't get to do it much! Going to concerts i do alot! Going to NFL or collage football games! BBQ's and hanging with friends! talking shit and making people laugh till they bleed from there eyes! Psychology and human behavior interests me alot too! thats all i feel like saying i could go on and on!
Idols
Well for me its gotta be Willie Fisterbottom! He taught me the in's and out's of helpful subjects of the Fist! Such as "fistoligy" ,"Fisternomics", and "Quantum Fistics"! And who can forget his classic hit song's such as "Gold Fist Women","Dont Fear The Fister" and his Grammy nominated "Fistin The Night Away"! What about his literary accomplishment's to include #1 Bestseller a self help book's tittled "Fister So She Blisters", "Find Your Inner Fister" and "Fist'em Where The Sun Don't Shine!" His most aggressive & controversial Works! I would'nt be who i am today if it was'nt for "Mr. Fister's Neighborhood" He practically shaped a generation of American's that some day will leadour great nation Fist First in to the future! then the world will feel the pressure of the Fist's petetrating power! He's a visionary and a philanthrofist to the people, for the people and that's why "Willie Fisterbottom" A.K.A. "the Mystic Fister" is my idol!
Thank's Mr.Fisterbottom!
Latest Status
RowdyTattooFreak I woke up today and i was wearing a snowboard helmet, latex gloves, floaties, and a snuggie with a G-string on backwards holding a six-pack of vasoline and a spatula! I was real suprised to see 3 midgets and a donkey sleepin on the floor! What happened? I