ok here goes. Inline pics indicate an update point.

* If you have pics of body parts with a comment similar to, kiss this, lick this, stick this etc., that is fine.
* If you have a comment saying do not tell me what you will do to me, I don't need to hear about your fantasies, etc., fine.
* If you have both of those, you are probably an idiot, but I still won't leave the comments about the state of my lower half.
* I don't lie
* I consider sugercoating things to be the soft form of lying
* I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs.
* I still manage to have fun without those things.
* I am in no way a goth. But I seem to have some sort of fascination with them. Don't ask why, I don't know..

* Same goes for piercings. I took mine out, but I tend to find them sexy on most women. There IS such a thing as overkill though.
* I have 9 tattoos. All show duality, except the first. as soon as I decide how, it will be modified or covered to fit the rest.
* I now preach think before ink. Don't just pick pretty pictures! See above.
* Time alone has taken sex much much lower on my priority list. (I am still a human male, it's there, just beneath more important things.)
* I'll give you a moment to stop lauging and calling me a liar.. see above about lying.
* Another moment..
* I can use proper punctuation and grammar. I am usually too lazy to do so because I am a shitty typist.
* Capitalization tends to suffer.
* "We are the people our parents warned us about" (Jimmy Buffett)
* I fail to understand the concept of folders set to private beyond the level of friends and family. Why even upload them in that case? I won't ask for them, just don't get it.
* I am bored of this list for now, I may add more later.