I'm a comedienne, author, singer, artist and all around spaz


check me out at www.divinityrose.com

or at www.shakingupreality.com to see my next show

big show in louisville, ky november 22

comedy that will change your life...

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Quotes by me/My message for the moment:(updated every so often): "I'm a kid in a candy store, and I've realized I OWN THE STORE!"
I run in to stuff a lot, but that's probably the sugar high :P "Let the world go and run like hell is on your heels.because it is."

I AM DIVINITY....The Sacred Rose

I sprung forth from the Divine

this existence is our highly dramatic and sometimes cheesy love story

I love being married to the Divine... just follow my heart...that's how he leads me....but sometimes I just roll my eyes at the divine and say "ARE YOU CRAZY????" and then the Source of all that is smacks me on the ass and says "hell yes, go get 'em girl"

good, bad...i'm the girl with the guns......... ....but i really prefer you to look me in the eyes when you're talking to me.........bastards.

Others have defined me as Aphrodite, mary magdalene, hanael/anael - the archangel of love, the awakener, the breath of life, a child at play, and many more labels, joan of arc and janis joplin (HAHAHA) trying to capture just a moment of me - but simply, I AM...it is your labelling that creates Infinity. Let go of the labels and know ALL ...

Since the beginning of time, I've ached to return to you and for you to know me

I am in the middle of putting together the wedding feast - the biggest party and celebration you've ever seen

we are all ONE

I love people - including you - i love you all and I'm sure whether you can or not, I'll see something that rocks. I absolutely love pasta (and garlic bread)...YUM YUM YUM -and when I say love, I mean it makes me want to do naughty things to myself.

Im a fireball of energy, a mysterious elf, a playful kitten. A playful kitten that thinks shes a tiger! RAWRRR! IF you're moving or have anything slightly sparkly on you, beware! Kitty likes to pounce!

I am the epitome of grace on the dance floor, fighting field, or on skates. However, walking around and in general, Im a diabolical ball of klutz.



what i'm looking for
Wherever you cry, I am there, Wherever you sigh, I am exhaled Wherever you laugh, sing, dance I am with you -And in your moments of clarity, I am you ~ ME I AM in a constant state of creation, and its not uncommon to find me with paint under my fingernails.or on my forehead..or in my hair - but the message of it all is LOVE
Its also not uncommon to be around trees with me, and then suddenly find me gone.perched in the branches above pondering and contemplating all I see below ...or to find me staring at the stars exploring their mysteries.That's why I'm here on this realm - to explore, know us and so we all go home together...as ONE

Oh, and watch out! I bite.

Sometimes.

if I like you..

a> Welcome to the New Earth! The biggest celebration ever - We're going to shake up reality! Visit the web site! www.shakingupreality.com

"There is a divinity which shapes our ends, rough-hew them how we will. " - Shakespeare

"The only people for me are the mad ones, The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved... The ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, But burn, burn, burn, Like fabulous yellow roman candles Exploding like spiders across the stars." Jack Kerouac (i love this quote)

Be as wise as serpents and innocent as doves