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41 Year Old · Male · Joined on October 30, 2006 · Born on January 20th
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41 Year Old · Male · Joined on October 30, 2006 · Born on January 20th
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Poke Me And Die Pillsberry Doh BoyCourtesy of MsTags.comFun loving criminal. Stealer of hearts and passion. What better way to be than that. One of those good guys that usually finishes around last but still likes to play. Not a player and don't play mind games. Mind games are the worst thing anyone can experience. Tell it how it is or don't open your lips at all. Courtesy of MsTags.comHopeless romantic at heart though. I mean well by what i try to do most the time but it usually goes the exact oppisite way that i wanted it to go. Usually cause i open my mouth and speak what is on my mind. Love women. They are the greatest gift to man in this world and they should be cherrish. Do i put the pussy on a pedistal??? i guess you say i could only because i love it soo.... Courtesy of MsTags.comCourtesy of MsTags.comLife is too short. Need to live it up while you can.....***100 Nosey Questions*** by longtallsally28The BasicsName: ChrisAge: 23Month of birth: JanuaryAny Siblings?: 1-olderParents still married?: ayeOccupation: PeonDo you like your job?: at timesAny pets?: nopeHair color: RedEye color: HazelShoe size: 9Any Tattoos?: wooden cross on right forearmAny Piercings?: noCurrent mood: disturbedCurrent wardobe choice: my ownWhat are you listening to?: "the truth" by nonpointWho did you last speak with on the phone?: my friend IvanWhat do you currently smell like?: freshLast....Movie you watched: CarsMagazine you looked at: Performance Auto & SoundThing you ate: ChineseBook you read: don't read booksT.v. show you watched: nothingTime you cried: who knows????Took a shower: This morningGot a real letter (a.k.a Snail Mail): not sureAte at a restaurant (not fast food): Sunday at Chili'sCD you bought: Fort MinorWhat is/was....The best thing to happen to you today?: talked to someone i really likeYour most prized possession: '06 Scion TC RS2Your first vehicle: Chrysler LeBaronYour current vehicle: '06 Scion TC RS2Your favorite quote: "I loved you then, I love you now, and i'll love you always"You bedtime (on average): 3amYour best trait/characteristic: WitsYour worst trait/characteristic: PassionDo You....Store things under your bed: no, its on the floorDaydream: yesHave a computer at home: yesLive in the city, suburbs or country: countryLive in a home, apartment, duples or mobile home: homeOwn a cell phone: yupHave a good luck charm: yes its a coin, heads -upper half naked chick; tails - lower half of naked chickCollect anything: noAttend high school or college: noMake good grades: hahahaHave You Ever....Had a surgery?: noHad teeth pulled?: yupBroke the law intentionally: yupRan away from home?: noBroke a bone?: yupCheated on a test/exam: yupHad a friend pass away: nopeBeen issued a citation/traffic ticket: yupBeen in an auto accident: yupLied to someone: yupBeen lied to: yupYour Favorite....Place to be: the barPlace to visit: the barPlace to chill: the barNon-Alcoholic drink: waterAlcoholic drink: Long Island Ice Teas, Presidente MargaritasType of food: anything PastaMeal/Food dish: LasagnaDessert: to sweetShampoo & Conditioner: Head and Shoulders RefreshToothpaste: CrestSalad dressing: ItalianIce cream: to sweetFast food establishment: QuiznosColor: RedSeason: SummerHoliday: nonePerfume/Cologne: Musk for menVideo Game: Final Fantasy seriesT.V. show: noneSmells: Pink by Victoria SecretArticle of clothing: my Redwing bootsBook: hahhaChildren's Book: nopeCandy: WhatchamacallitCar: '67 Mustang GT500M FastBackDo You Believe....In Karma: yupIn God: noIn Heaven & Hell: noThat aliens exist (extraterrestrial variety, not illegal aliens): yeaThat ghosts exist: spirits yesIn horoscopes: no but sometimes they seem to be damn closeIn others you know (family, friends, co-workers etc): try tooIn yourself: not alwaysYour Opinion....On the death penalty: should be supported and used more oftenOn reciting the Pledge of Allegiance in schools: Should be up to the individual. I'm an american and believe in the right to do things but some of our leaders shouldn't be leaders for way they actOn homosexuals in the military: If they want to be fine, just they should no better not to flaunt it....The war in the Middle East: I agree with Russia, should have made it a parking lot to begin with. or... should have minded our own damn business way back and nothing would have happened but what does our leaders always like to do??? go stick their nose in other peoples business.....Schwarzeneggar...Governor or Terminator: Sure why not, he can do both. Jesse Ventura has done it wellCurrent gas/fuel prices: Sux big time. Take this survey | Find surveysPimp My Profile

41 Year Old · Male · Joined on October 30, 2006 · Born on January 20th
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Sexual Positions Myspace Comments MySpace Tweaks, MySpace Layouts, MySpace Images and more! The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: BothDo you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: Opposite SexHow often do you like to have sex?: Whenever i canIs sex a top priority for you?: No but i do enjoy itDo you have sex face to face with your partner?: usuallyHow often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: done it a couple of timesHow do you feel about one night stands?: ehh... done it beforeHow many one night stands have you had?: heheeh, i'm not tellingWhat's your favorite position?: 69Where's your favorite place to have sex?: anywhereDo you prefer to make love or f*uck?: bothHave you ever watched porn while having sex?: yupHow long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: depends on how much time i gotDo you get off first or do they?: usually they doDo you like kissing during sex?: yesDo you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: mediumDo you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: medium to loudDoes size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)?: boobs- more than a handful is a wasteHow old were you when you lost your virginity?: 19How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?: 1What does your favorite fore-play include?: a woman straddling my face while i flick my tongueDo you ever play with yourself during the act?: sometimesDo you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?: one personHave you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?: on myself, nooo, to someone else yes its not badWhen and where was your wildest sex ever?: movie theatreWhat's your ultimate sexual fantasy?: don't have oneHave you ever done porn?: noHave you ever have sex for money?: noHave you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?: noIs the sex still good when your cheating?: dependsDuring sex... what are you thinking about?: just trin to consitrateDo you prefer the top or the bottom at first?: top at first then switch it up someHow many positions do you like to do during one episode?: sometimes 1 but have done maybe 7 or 8 in one turnDo you ever worry about how your pleasing your partner?: yes constantlyCould you live without sex?: probablyHow often do you find sex boring?: couple times, don't like a woman just layin there sweatingHow long does a typical sexual episode last for you?: 1-3hrs depends on how much foreplay i'm allowed, usually at least an hour if no foreplayDo you like to perform oral sex?: yes love it Do you like to recieve oral sex?: yup, feels greatHave you ever taped yourself in the act?: no but willingHave you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?: nopeHave you ever had interracial sex?: noHave you ever been caught in the act? If so, by whom?: yes, her momHave you ever had sex while at work?: noHave you ever had sex while at school?: noWhat is something that you would never consider doing?: same sexHave you ever had sex on drugs?: noWould you ever have sex in public?: yesWhat's your biggest turn on?: kissingDo you spit or swallow?: neither, might be an in hole but not for thatHow many times have you gotten off in one night?: 4 timesWould you let other people watch you have sex live?: yupHave you have ever sex in front of your best friend?: yupHave you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f?: yupDo you ever have sex in the shower?: yupWhat's the weirdest place you've ever done it?: rest room at the barWhat was the biggest age difference with a partner?: 6yrsDo you feel your up to par in bed?: noAre you still gonna have sex when your 70?: if i can even get it up still i willWhat was your most embarrassing sexual moments?: passed out while she was on topHow old is "too young" to have sex your in opinion?: have sex when u want but i stop at 18 +Do you like to be completely naked or half-assed?: dependsHave you ever done it at your grandparent's?: noHave you ever done it on a boat/yacht?: nopeWhat's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at?: movie theatreDo you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?: is kinda cramped but backseat or passenger sideDo you were protection as often as you should?: not alwaysHas any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of?: hell no thank godIf your over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18?: no, never willDo you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?: doesn't matterWhat's the perfect size? (for girlz-- inches in dicks/for guyz-- cup size)?: B cup is fineHave you ever done bondage sex (chains,whips,etc.)? If not, would you?: no and yes i would, worth a shotHave you ever slept with someone out of pity?: nooooCan you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?: yes, still talk to her a lot tooIf you could sleep with ANYONE, would would it be?: i know but not telling...Take this survey | Find surveysPimp My Profile FRiENDS~*~ by xoxoincompletexoxoWHO'S YOUR BESt FRiEND AS A GURl?: MeganWHO'S YOUR BESt FRiEND AS A BOY?: IvanNAME 2 ClOSE FRiENDS?: Ivan and MeganWHO DO U tAlK MORE iN THE PHONE Witt?: IvanWHO'S THE CRAZiiESt ONE?: IvanWEiRDESt ?: BenlOUDESt ?: JessicaTAlKAtiVE?: KeziahHAWtESt ?: MeganPOPUlAR ?: RyantRUStWORtHY ?: IvanSWEEtESt ?: MeSPOilED ?: TylerFUNiESt ?: RyanDANCER ?: PatFliRtS tHE MOSt?: TyleaCOMPliCATED ?: BenPREttiESt ?: VanessaBEttER EYES?: MeganBESt HAiR ?: TyleaStRONGESt ?: MeMAKES FUN OF U JUSt tO MAKE U lAUGH?: All of emSMARtESt?: TyleaAtHlEtiC?: PatWHO WOUlD U Kill 4?: Most of em....Take this survey | Find surveysPimp My Profile
Music
50 Cent Just A Lil Bit sean paul ft keisha cole give it up to me 2 Love all kinds a music. Try to sing it also but i can't sing and should be condemed. lol. Can't play a lick of music either. Used to beable to play the theme song to Beverly Hill's Cop on an organ though. That was weird and a little creepy at times. -Bob Seger -Bob Dylon -Toby Keith -Tim Mcgraw -Boston -Blue Oyster Cult -Alabama -Foreiner -AC/DC -Led Zepplin -Frank Zappa -Tool -Metallica -John Denver -Bad English -Brad Paisley -Steve Miller Band -The Beatles -The Who -Styx List could go on an on.... Courtesy of MsTags.com
Idols
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Video Games
Yea i'm a gamer at heart. Play PC, Console and Online games. -World of Warcraft (MMORPG) -Gears of War (XBOX 360) -Need For Speed Most Wanted (PS2, XBOX 360) -Oblivion IV (XBOX 360) -Enchanted ARMS (XBOX 360) Thats just a couple of the games i play currently....

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