*My name is Jason
*I’m from the ATL, cuz its easy to spell
*I live with my mom, in her garage.
*My mom really does think I’m handsome, she also thinks I’m fat.
*The State of Ohio decided it was in their citizens best interest if I didn’t drive anymore.
*They are also borrowing my car…for a very long time.
*I am: amazing, phenomenal, fantastic, awesome and delicious.
*I am funnier then you can ever imagine…and then some.
*I am an amazing dresser…everything looks good on me.
*I can’t spell for shit…I did this in Word.
*I’ve attended more colleges then should be allowed my man.
*Yet I still have no degree.
*I am a momma’s boy.. and I’m proud of that.
*I am addicted to the internet.. mainly the porn that is has to offer.
*I hate most people.. I think they are dumb…I probably think you are.
*The world is stupid…This does not mean I want to die.. just that I hate life.
*I have a small penis…strangely I am OK with that.
*I have played hockey since I was 7 and I am awesome.
*I have slept with 13 women…that is not nearly enough.
*I making sleeping and art form…I have perfected this art form.
*I live for UGA football… GO DAWGS!!!
*I am completely random… and extremely predictable.
*I am lonely.
*My favorite colors are blue… and pink.
*I am addicted to movies.. I have 200+ DVDs.
*I smoke Camel Special Lights… they are tasty.
*I used to do drugs… I still do.. but I used to too.
*I have been getting my hair cut the exact same way…since High School.
*I lived in Ohio for 10 years.
*I was born in NY.
*I would probably have sex with Brad Pitt… If he asked nicely.
*I would definitely have sex with Jessica Biel… for days.
*I am quite possibly addicted to pain pills… and I like it.
*I have drunk a bottle of the following… in one night:
Patron, Absolut, Rubbing Alcohol, Jager, Jack, Stoli, Cuervo, Kettle One, Crown and Makers Mark
*I am Irish, English, and Scottish in nationality… I think explains the above.
*I women who can squirt… can steal my heart.
*I used to have long hair… and I looked like a douche bag.
*I love eating pussy.. it is tasty and delicious.
*I am the sheep that the shepherd lost.
*I used to be a holy rollin’ Bible thumper… I have been saved now.
*I am hairy as an ape… maybe more.
*I have big feet… and little hands.
*I love dogs… and secretly love cats.
*I watch and unhealthy amount of TV.
*I would do anything for love… and even more for hate.
*I don’t like socks… they hurt my feet.
*I wear hats all of the time.. I look good in them.
*I am sexy in my contacts and not in my glasses.. but I am too lazy to put them in.
*I drink a gallon or more of water a day.

If you don’t know everything that you would ever need to know about me by the end of this. You are probably not all that bright.

Later J

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