Good Morning world and happy Friday….wheww hooo…cheers and all that good stuff. Well yesterday was, well thank the maker that is over… No more digging in clay for this boy. I feel like I have Popeye arms… and no green yucky stuff to make em’ that way. Holey smokes the moon was big, bright and full this morning on the drive into work. I found myself starring at it almost mesmerizing as I looked and looked. Well perhaps I glanced more then starred. Heck that would mean I would have been driving blindly…Which that brings up a goofy story. A 24-year-old from romania crashed into a tree in a car he stole earlier.
The Romanian man decided to steal a car after he had a row with friends about his inability to do anything. His friends told him he was useless. To prove his friends wrong Alin Popescu set out to steal a
car and drive it home. That would shut 'm up, so he thought.
He actually managed to break into a parked car and start it with a screwdriver. He even succeeded in driving the car over a busy road for half a mile (0.8 km). But after that the fun was over. Alin lost the little control over the car he had and smashed into a tree. He was knocked out by the crash and later arrested by the police. He told police: "I just wanted to prove to myself that I could do anything I wanted - despite my handicap. I only crashed because I was not sure of the way home."
If I were Alin, I would find some better friends. Maybe doing something which is actually legal is also a smarter thing to do. At least he'll have plenty of time to think about his stupidness in jail! Well, now if that isn’t dumb enough, here is one more and again the payback for being stupid…well you judge for yourself. This guy thought he was stealing a truckers soda pop… oh this just is not right for this early in the morning…although, now that I am thinking about it, this might haunt my dreams and make me think twice about drinking a soda from a plastic cup…here is the story.
A man was arrested after choking on tobacco spit from the truck driver he had stolen a lorry from. The thief mistook the truck driver's tobacco-spit cup for a soft drink. The 26-year-old stole the truck, which had been left with the engine running, from a shopping centre in Vancouver, Washington. He mistook the tobacco-spit cup sitting on the dash for a soft drink and took a big gulp. The thief started choking and had to stop and call 911 for medical help. Meanwhile, the absent driver had returned from washing his hands to see someone drive off in his truck. He notified the police who quickly caught up with the choking thief. Oh yick! Someone get me the Rolaids. I am going to have problems sucking down the rest of my coffee… ok let’s end on a happy note… Which this should bring a smile to your face as justice works in mysterious ways at times… Another man from the state of Washington was distraught, over I don’t know what… but decided to take his anger out by loading his 9mm pistol and stepping outside and firing what he thought was the entire clip into the air… after doing so his anger subsided for a second…until he jammed the pistol in relief into his pants…by doing this he also fired the final round…which, just happened to separate Mr. Happy from his body…Apparently He and Mr. Happy have been re-attached and is said to be in stable condition. Hmmm I think… wow… how do I finish on this note without saying something about the long and short of it…. Oh well…ouch!!! Now not only can’t I drink my coffee, but I am scared to use the urinal…Oh that’s all for this week and may the weekend in your neck of the woods be just outstanding and beautiful for you.
A huge hug and a few nicely placed pats and off I go…
Marrtay
You know…. I could see the blind dude drinking that sludge by mistake, and not the doffus …. What is our world coming to???
