Subject : How to handle a husband





A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in

Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of

the town. People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple". The local

newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy

marriage.

The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America,"

explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona, and took a

trip, down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too far

when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down

at the horse and quietly said, "That's

once."


"We proceeded a little further and horse stumbled again. Once more my wife

quietly said, "That's twice."


"We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time. My

wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.



I shouted at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor

animal like that? Are you crazy??" She looked at ME, and quietly said,

"That's once."


"And from that moment.....we have lived happily every after."





YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED!
Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot!

RULES:
1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course.
2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*
3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!
4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!
5- Random sex is perfectly okay!
6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT.
7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away!

This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
F.U.C.K
Stands For:
Friends U Can Keep.
So promise me
we'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. To know who your true F.U.C.K