I've been reading all these bulletins about "I WANT THIS GUY/GIRL" lately. Well, I've been with that girl and i've had that guy. Obviously it didn't work. That being the case, I've decided to post what I want. Flowers aren't in my top 10. :)
Anyone who I end up with should:
1. Understand that I have kids. That means you will NEVER come first. Can't handle 2nd place? Leave.
2. Be HONEST..with me and yourself.
3. Be FAITHFUL.
4. Be drug/disease/mental illness free. These ARE deal breakers.
5. Have a sense of humor.
6. Know how to do laundry.
7. Be able to find joy in the world around them.
8. Have a job (i'm not supporting your ass and i don't want u to support me.)
9. Understand that i'm not your ex or your mother. I don't care if i have something in common with them. I'm NOT them and that should be enough.
10. Know when to be serious and when to be silly.
11. Leave me alone when i'm pissed.
12. Know that if i was pissed @ u, i'd tell you.
13. Understand that I'm not a mind reader. I don't expect u to be one either.
14. Don't try to push me around.
15. Don't let me push you around.
16. Know how to cook.
17. Have a sense of adventure.
18. Like animals.
19. Understand that I have really good aim. If you lay a hand on me or my kids, you'll find out just how good.
20. Leave the BS at the door.
21. Understand that I won't tell you i love you unless i mean it. Don't say it to me unless you mean it.
