1) SOMETHING YOU MIGHT FIND UNDER THE SEAT OF A CAR:
a ton of mess at least 16 water bottles and usually my panties lol
2) EXCUSE SOMEONE WOULD GIVE TO GET OUT OF WORK:
i need to get laid and its gonna take a while, damn its been a long time.
3) REASON A COUPLE WOULD WANT TO GET MARRIED:
i have not a clue, maybe if they wanted to have children, cant think of another reason good enough, been there done that.
4) SOMETHING YOU WOULD FIND IN A BATHROOM:
my ex hubbys toothbrush
5) A PHRASE WITH THE WORD "SHOW" IN IT:
show me the goods because i am not gonna waste my time if its teeny , jk.
6) SOMETHING YOU WOULD BUY IN A HURRY:
astroglide
7) ANOTHER NAME FOR "SEX":
a good hard core pounding
8) SOMETHING A PERSON WOULD PREFER TO HAVE "HOT":
sex,sex or sex
9) A REASON A PERSON MIGHT BREAK UP WITH THEIR GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND:
cheating, bored, trust issues, found some strange
10)SOMETHING YOU HAVE TO SIT DOWN TO DO:
ride him cowboy
11)WHY AN OLDER WOMAN WOULD PREFER A YOUNGER MAN:
well if i did, it would be because they can go the distance, bring on those young studs
12)REASON YOU WOULD WEAR A HELMET
duh because i am a nut job it is required
13)REASON A PERSON WOULD USE A COMPUTER
to have cam sex duh
14)REASON A PERSON WOULD GO TO A DOCTOR:
because my doc is hot so i will find one
15)SOMETHING YOU WOULD FIND AT A BAR:
drunken idiots
16)WHAT A WOMAN MIGHT BUY BEFORE A DATE:
edible undies duh
17)SOMETHING THAT REQUIRES BATTERIES:
well nothing sexual mine has a kick stand, so i guess the camera
