67 Year Old
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Male
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From Portland, OR·
Invited by: PITA BUNNY·
Joined on February 8, 2008
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Born on November 24th
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I have a crush on someone!
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I am 5'6" tall 165lbs. Blue eyes, with grayng brown hair, (My kids gave the gray to me) I am in to Cowbow Action Shooting competition, and am a member of the Single Action Shooting Society, and the Congress Of Old West Shootists, hence the pics in piriod clothing. I have a partnership in a cattle ranch in E. Oregon, and pretty much been a cowbow all my life. (A real cowboy, not a drugstore version like you all are no doubt used to seeing) I am divorced, and have been fr some time. I drive my "office" nationwide hauling meat and produce and dairy products so everyone eats!
67 Year Old
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Male
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From Portland, OR·
Invited by: PITA BUNNY·
Joined on February 8, 2008
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Born on November 24th
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I have a crush on someone!
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JeffW Here is hoping all my friends have a great day!
Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat on their commode. Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy was out. He left to take care of another matter before she returned. She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the commode. As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the commode seat. About that time, Charlie got home and realized her predicament. They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally, In desperation, Charlie undid the commode seat bolts. Lucy wrapped a sheet around herself and Charlie drove her to the Hospital Emergency Room. The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her. Lucy tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying"Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before". The Doctor replied"Actually, I've seen a lot of them. I just never saw one FRAMED before.
♥HEY SWEETIE! PEEKING IN♥ ~*~PASSING BY TO LEAVE SOME LUV~*~ ♥I RATED YOUR PROFILE A 10 or 11♥ ★I BECAME YOUR FAN, TOO★ IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO DO THE SAME AND ADD ME AS A FRIEND THAT WOULD BE NICE ;) CHEERS! *~/~Sassy Laurie~/~*
heyy :).. just stoppin by to show some love by rating your homepage a 10..Id REALLY REALLY appreciate if you could take 2 seconds to rate my page a 10 too..If your not sure how just come to my page and the rate scale is right under my profile pic.If not its ok!..(feel free to add me too if you wanna)Take Care-Ash
