I'm a 45 year old guy in the middle of a serious mid-life crisis I ride my dirt bike and use chemicals to adjust those pesky inbalances. I have a degree in computer technology and I work @ a place call dynatorch. Go to dyantorch.com and see how much this has to do with computers. Married 20 years two kids and I live in Kentucky. my life sux
Mickey Mouse is in the middle of a nasty divorce from Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane," said the judge. Mickey replied,"I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's fucking Goofy!
An old couple is ready to go to sleep. The old man lies on the bed but the old woman lies down on the floor. The old man asks, ''Why are you going to sleep on the floor?'' The old woman says,"Because I want to feel something hard for a change." lol T.G.I.F have a good one