1) Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts
2)Set all of the alarm clocks in Housewares for 5 minute intervals
3)Leave a trail of tomato juice on the way to the restroom
4)Walk up to an employee, in an official tone say "Code 3 in housewares" and see what happens
5) Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away
6) Move a 'CAUTION WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
7) Set up a tent in the camping department and tell the other shoppers that you'll invite them in if they bring you pillows from the bedding department
8) When a clerk asks if they can help you cry and say "Why can't you just leave me alone?!?"
9) Look into a security camera;act like its mirror and pick your nose
10) While handling guns in the gun department, ask the the clerk if he knows where the anti-deppresants are
11) Dart around the store suspicously humming loudly the ' Mission Impossible' theme song
12)In the auto department, practice your 'Madonna look' using different sized funnels
13) Hide in a clothing rack and when people browze through, yell "PICK ME PICK ME!!!"
14) When an announcment comes over the intercom, assume the fetal possition and scream "NO NO it's those voices again!!"
15) Go into a fitting room and wait a while; then yell very loudly, "HEY theres no toilet paper in here!!!"
