50 Year Old
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Female
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From Wichita, KS·
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Joined on November 19, 2007
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Born on February 6th
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I have a crush on someone!
50 Year Old
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Female
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From Wichita, KS·
Invited by: 957639·
Joined on November 19, 2007
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Born on February 6th
·4 referrals joined!
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I have a crush on someone!
You have a sexual hidden talent. You might not look it but you are a dynamo in bed. Most of your lovers think that it is from years of practice, but really, you were just born with it.
50 Year Old
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Female
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From Wichita, KS·
Invited by: 957639·
Joined on November 19, 2007
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Born on February 6th
·4 referrals joined!
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I have a crush on someone!
Low Stock A store manager overheard a clerk saying to a customer,"No, ma'am, we haven't had any for some weeks now, and it doesn't look as if we'll be getting any soon.Alarmed by what was being said, the manager rushed over to the customer who was walking out the door and said,"That isn't true, ma'am. Of course, we'll have some soon. In fact, we placed an order for it a couple of weeks ago.Then the manager drew the clerk aside and growled,"Never, never, never, never say we don't have something. If we don't have it, say we ordered it and it's on its way.Now, what was it she wanted?" The clerk smiled and said,"Rain.Oysters A lady went running to a doctor with a badly spoiled stomach."What did you eat for dinner last night?" asked the doctor."Oysters," she said."Fresh oysters?" asked the doctor."How should I know?" said the lady"Well," asked the doctor,"couldn't you tell when you took off the shells?"My Gosh," gasped the lady."Are you supposed to take off the shells?Playing Golf A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they had passionate relations all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m.As the man prepared to leave, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home."Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house."Darling," replied the man,"I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been together all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock.The wife glanced down at his shoes and said,"You lying jerk! You've been playing golf!