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53 Year Old · Female · Joined on May 30, 2016 · Relationship status: Married · Born on September 4th · 3 different people have a crush on me!
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53 Year Old · Female · Joined on May 30, 2016 · Relationship status: Married · Born on September 4th · 3 different people have a crush on me!
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DO NOT ASK ME TO SKYPE OR KIK, I WILL BLOCK YOU.
Hi folks, those who know me know i like to have fun. That being said, I won`t be getting on private cam, I won`t be sharing spicy pictures unless you want my salsa recipe so please DON`T ASK.
Chatting is chatting, having fun and what you do while we`re chatting is your thing.
I am happily married and plan to stay that way. No disrespect to anyone, just like to say things upfront and from my years on fu, i`ve pretty much heard it all so it`s not that i`m a snob or think i`m all that or anything, quite the opposite actually. I would just like to have fun, let`s do that, shall we?

53 Year Old · Female · Joined on May 30, 2016 · Relationship status: Married · Born on September 4th · 3 different people have a crush on me!
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New Country is my fave but i like a bit of everything except heavy metal. I like to be able to hear the lyrics. Music is putting feelings into words...love it.

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  • Ryche aka TwoTr...VixiLips
    Hey Vixi - Just peeking in to say Hi... I haven't been on in ages, and will probably go back to being absent for a while... hope all is well 😁


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  • BulgingOneVixiLips
    i promise.... I'm a polite pervert lol

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  • HOPELESS RO...VixiLips
    Monday!.........


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  • PrissyVixiLips
    I miss you sexy lady


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  • Ryche aka TwoTr...VixiLips
    Heya Vixi. Tonight, I will lift my left foot off the ground from 11:59 PM to 12:01am. Why you ask? So I can start the New Year off on the Right Foot! Hope you have a fun, safe, and Happy New Year, and a wonderful 2022!


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  • Ryche aka TwoTr...VixiLips
    Heya Vixi. Q: Why aren't dogs or cats good dancers? A: Because they have two left feet. Have a great Monday!


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  • Ryche aka TwoTr...VixiLips
    Heya Vixi. Point to ponder. They say"I before E, except after C"... however, that has been disproven by"Science"... Have a great Thursday!


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  • Ryche aka TwoTr...VixiLips
    Heya Vixi. Q: Why did the coffee file a police report? A: Because it was mugged. Have a great Wednesday!


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  • Ryche aka TwoTr...VixiLips
    Heya Vixi. I read a review about a new restaurant on the moon. The critic said the food was great, but the place had no atmosphere.... Have a great Sunday!


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  • Ryche aka TwoTr...VixiLips
    Heya Vixi. In the old west, there was a story about an orphaned three-legged dog that wanted revenge. He walked into a bar and said to the bartender, 'I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.' Have a great Monday!


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  • Ryche aka TwoTr...VixiLips
    Heya Vixi. Whenever a cashier at the store asks me if I would like the milk in a bag, I'll reply, 'No, just leave it in the carton!' Have a great Friday!


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  • Ryche aka TwoTr...VixiLips
    Heya Vixi. Q: Why did the picture end up getting arrested and going to jail? A: Because it was framed. Have a great Monday!


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  • Ryche aka TwoTr...VixiLips
    Heya Vixi. Q: Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? A: Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan. Have a great Thursday!


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  • Ryche aka TwoTr...VixiLips
    Heya Vixi. Q: What looks like a horse, has one horn on its head, and is only 2 inches tall? ~~~ A: A Puni-corn... . Hope you have a great Monday!


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  • Ryche aka TwoTr...VixiLips
    Heya Vixi. I was at the thrift store and saw an antique radio on sale for one dollar. There was a note attached that said the radio is stuck at maximum volume. I thought to myself - That is a deal I just can't turn down... . Have a great Thursday!


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  • Ryche aka TwoTr...VixiLips
    Heya Vixi. Here's an Easter Joke that sounds like it is NSFW, but it really isn't.... Q: What did the Easter Egg say to the boiling water? A: It may take me a while to get hard. I just got laid by some chick....Hope you hada wonderful, safe, and Happy Easter!


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  • Ryche aka TwoTr...VixiLips
    Heya Vixi. Q: What did the descending elevator say to the ascending elevator? A: I think I'm coming down with something. Have a great Friday!


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  • Ryche aka TwoTr...VixiLips
    Heya Vixi. Q:Why was the poor baker selling his yeast? A: He was hoping to raise some dough.... Hope you have a great Sunday!


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