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48 Year Old · Female · From Fort Worth, TX · Joined on October 5, 2007 · Relationship status: Single · Born on September 16th · 4 referrals joined! · 1 person has a crush on me!
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48 Year Old · Female · From Fort Worth, TX · Joined on October 5, 2007 · Relationship status: Single · Born on September 16th · 4 referrals joined! · 1 person has a crush on me!
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I'm 37,and have an awesome 13 year old son. I'm pretty out-going, usually slightly sarcastic and I have a very twisted sense of humor.

I don't wanna come off as a bitch.. Ok maybe I do... I'm just here to generally have fun, meet interesting people and possibly make some new friends along the way. Seriously guys If your sole purpose on here is looking for a piece of ass don't even fucking bother with me. I dont care if you have a dick the size of a horse or as much money as Oprah, I'm not interested!!!!!!!

On another note..... If you offend easy, sorry that just sucks for you! I'm usually brutally honest. Don't get me wrong, I don't think I'm any better than anyone else on here either.

Anyway, if you have something interesting to say, lets bullshit! Otherwise I would appreciate not seeing your dribble, you’re just burning up my screen's usefulness.

Oh and all you Bible thumpers.. Stay the fuck away from me! If Western civilization were to fall and rise again over the next five thousands years I still wouldn't give a flying shit about your opinions.

**By the way if you want to add me as a freind, please have something interesting to say. It can be something that may make me think, laugh or have me intrigued. A simple hello will not get you added. Anything with the words "sexy" in it or you telling me you rated all my pics and that I should add you, will probably just get you blocked. So if you don't have anything interesting to say, please don't waste my time or yours.


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48 Year Old · Female · From Fort Worth, TX · Joined on October 5, 2007 · Relationship status: Single · Born on September 16th · 4 referrals joined! · 1 person has a crush on me!
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I like tattoos, piercings (I have some of each and plan to get more), poetry, duct tape, blow up dolls, Midgets, Midget porn, staple guns, stuffed monkeys, sports, true crime,video games, sport bikes, paranormal, The Sims,and pretty much anything unusual, mind stimulating or that keeps me on my toes. (The more unusual and unique, the better!)
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I love music..I enjoy many different types from Death Metal to Techno and everything in-between. However, I cannot stand that Twang Country shit and Hard Core Rap...


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