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54 Year Old · Male · Invited by: 9869211 · Joined on July 9, 2015 · Born on September 25th · I have a crush on someone!
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  • MS My son was SO cute today, he asked me "Dad, are the clouds candy?" I told him they were water. Then he asked, "Dad, what's the Earth's defense system?" And then I remembered, I don't have a son, and he asked again, his eyes now obsidian black. "What is the Earth's Defense system Father?"
    • MS I blame Canada
      6 years ago · Reply
    • soul chasm Hmm yeah not a fairy. Might it be a soul though? I've found them trapped in kinder eggs before
      6 years ago · Reply
    • MS I don't know what this thing is, but he's built a glowing egg thing.
      I can hear something inside saying "kill me" over and over
      But I don't believe in fairies so poop on them
      6 years ago · Reply
    • soul chasm Look Junior, KissKing is talking to you... go for him leave my skull alone
      6 years ago · Reply
    • KissKing junior, stop pestering the nice man!
      6 years ago · Reply
    • MS But he gave me the those all black puppy eyes..
      6 years ago · Reply
    • soul chasm Well I do, but maybe you shouldn't have told him.
      6 years ago · Reply
    • MS He will come to you one night
      I told him you've got the defense plans implanted in your skull
      6 years ago · Reply
    • soul chasm I wanted that last night. But he didn't show up. I'm more sane now, so I guess it's good he didn't.
      6 years ago · Reply
    • MS His gaze tears into your soul, wrenching it from your flesh
      The gatekeeper at your throat won't let a sound arise
      You feel him smashing you apart to the atom with a psychic rock
      Til you are but dust, vacuumed up by the Roomba of the vortex
      6 years ago · Reply

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