People call me Jester, or Ho-duffel, or So Hot, or ... Chrissy, cause thats my name. I'm an EMT-Wilderness so if you fall down and can't get up.... I'm yo gurl. I'll even make a gurny out of branches and a tarp, I'm like MacGuyver.... but hotter. I'm a lifeguard so if you fall down in your beer.... I'm yo gurl. We drink, we tan, we save lives... we're lifeguards! I'm training to be a rescue scuba diver so if you fall in the bath tub and can't get up.... I'm yo gurl. I'm 23 and go to UC Davis, I'll be graduating this year. I don't like to sit still for very long, so I've done a lot of different things. Last summer I trained dolphins and sea lions for the US Navy Marine Mammal program.... so cool! I've worked in research with dolphins, rhesus macaques, dogs and cats... been published a few times. I can talk about my research for hours... so if you've got questions, I've got smartass answers.