>>>>Number 10
> >>>>Life is sexually transmitted.
> >>>>
> >>>>Number 9
> >>>>Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can
> >>>>die.
> >>>>
> >>>>Number 8
> >>>>Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without
> >>>>an erection, make him a sandwich.
> >>>>
> >>>>Number 7
> >>>>Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person
> >>>>to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
> >>>>
> >>>>Number 6
> >>>>Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything,
> >>>>but you still can't help but smile whe n you shove them down the
> >>>>stairs.
> >>>>
> >>>>Number 5
> >>>>Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
> >>>>dying of nothing.
> >>>>
> >>>>Number 4
> >>>>All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
> >>>>attention to criticism.
> >>>>
> >>>>Number 3
> >>>>Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
> >>>>substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
> >>>>
> >>>>Number 2
> >>>>In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now, the
> >>>>world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
> >>>>
> >>>>AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT
> >>>>
> >>> ;>We can pinpoint one cow with Mad-cow-disease among the
> >>>>millions of cows in the world, yet can not find where thousands
> >>>>of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.
> >>>>Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of
> >>>>immigration
