Things I learned before going into law school
1) You can go to law school after high school
2) All about the essay
3) You can get in without taking the LSAT
4) Most of your time will be reading
5) Most of your time will be reciting
6) It pays to have a brief template
7) It pays to have a tape recorder
8) More girls then boys in law school
9) More boys practicing law then girls.
10) Remember its all about paper work
Now what did I really learn
1) I learned that Tort is not a dish
2) Sue, is not a girls name...
3) Brief is not a bag
4) Assault... its not something you dab on your steak
5) Intent... its not going inside a tent
6) defame is not the actual name of the musical Fame
7) Baby Bar ---- not a candy bar
7) Baby Bar --- not where minors go to for drinks
8) Pass the Bar.... does not mean alcohol level
9) Precedence does not refer to Mr. Lincoln.
10) when you graduate, expect to defer student loan.
