1. Because I am cute. (well somebody once said I was gorgeous but I think she had her glasses off at the time.)
2. If my family dies in the right order I stand to inherit a lot of money. (Remember the key is in the right order. I have a flow chart all set up.)
3. I never yell. (Well alright I used to never yell but then this run of freaking nuts that I have had the displeasure of dating happened. And I did yell just a tiny bit.)
4. I am great with kids. (Simple reason I act like a kid most of the time so they trust me.)
5. To save me from dating one more psycho. (Come on if you have a heart...marry me and take the whole choice thing out of the equation.)
6. I am amusing. (Generally more when I dont intend to be amusing then when I do.)
7. I am unpredictable. (This is such a bonus. You will never get bored. Just when you think you have me figured out...Poof I am somebody new LOL)
8. I can cook. (Of course I tend to do this while I am drunk and naked. But unless I am frying bacon it all works out)
9. Just so you can stand in front of the thousands of ex-girlfriends of mine and say IN YOUR FACE! (Come on you know ya wanna!)
10. You fill in the last reasons my readers ;-)
