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A Hug Certificate for You!*´¨`*•.¸♥♥¸.•*´¨`*•. ¸♥?¨`*•.¸♥♥¸.•*´¨`*• .¸♥?.•*´¨`*•.¸This poem is very sweet. It will be interesting to see who sends it back.Forward this on and back. Thanks!*´¨`*•.¸♥♥¸.•*´¨`*•. ¸♥?¨`*•.¸♥♥¸.•*´¨`*• .¸♥?.•*´¨`*•.¸If I could catch a rainbowI would do it just for you*´¨`*•.¸♥♥¸.•*´¨`*•. ¸♥?¨`*•.¸♥♥¸.•*´¨`*• .¸♥?.•*´¨`*•.¸And share with you its beautyOn the days you're feeling blue.*´¨`*•.¸♥♥¸.•*´¨`*•. ¸♥?¨`*•.¸♥♥¸.•*´¨`*• .¸♥?.•*´¨`*•.¸If I could build a mountainYou could call your very own;*´¨`*•.¸♥♥¸.•*´¨`*•. ¸♥?¨`*•.¸♥♥¸.•*´¨`*• .¸♥?.•*´¨`*•.¸A place to find serenity,A place to be alone.*´¨`*•.¸♥♥¸.•*´¨`*•. ¸♥?¨`*•.¸♥♥¸.•*´¨`*• .¸♥?.•*´¨`*•.¸If I could take your troublesI would toss them in the sea,*´¨`*•.¸♥♥¸.•*´¨`*•. ¸♥?¨`*•.¸♥♥¸.•*´¨`*• .¸♥?.•*´¨`*•.¸But all these things I'm findingare impossible for me.*´¨`*•.¸♥♥¸.•*´¨`*•. ¸♥?¨`*•.¸♥♥¸.•*´¨`*• .¸♥?.•*´¨`*•.¸I cannot build a mountainOr catch a rainbow fair,*´¨`*•.¸♥♥¸.•*´¨`*•. ¸♥?¨`*•.¸♥♥¸.•*´¨`*• .¸♥?.•*´¨`*•.¸But let me be what I know best,A friend who's always there.*´¨`*•.¸♥♥¸.•*´¨`*•. ¸♥?¨`*•.¸♥♥¸.•*´¨`*• .¸♥?.•*´¨`*•.¸Send One to All Your Friends Who You Think Deserve A Hug(Which, Hopefully Includes the Person Who Sent It to You).*´¨`*•.¸♥♥¸.•*´¨`*•. ¸♥?¨`*•.¸♥♥¸.•*´¨`*• .¸♥?.•*´¨`*•.¸If you receive this back 5 times. You're a good friend.and there are angels watching over you....
<---This person digs you<---This person would never hurt you<---This person is a true friend<---This person has your back<---this person is alwayz there for uI want you to know that you are amazing, and I appreciate your friendship greatly.If I don't get this back, I understand.But I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 15 people that you really care about, including the person that sent it to you.If you receive at least 7 back, then you are loved
My Dear Online Friend...Online friends are people we may never meet.... We see pictures, we see cams...It isn't the same.... We grow close...We care and love one another.... One day we may not hear from one another.... Our hearts will break... All we see is a name on messenger but the person we don't see anymore..... We pray....."Please come back".... All I ask is you remember me in the good times we had..... Keep me close to your heart....Friends forever... love kez xxxx
