You'll eat ice cream in the winter.
When the weather report says it's going to be 65 degrees, you shave your legs and wear a skirt.
It snows 5 inches and you don't expect school to be cancelled.
You'll wear flip flops every day of the year, regardless of temperature.
You have no accent at all, but can hear other people's. And then you make fun of them.
"Humid" is over 25%.
Your sense of direction is: Toward the mountains and Away from the mountains.
You say "the interstate" and everybody knows which one.
You think that May is a totally normal month for a blizzard, and you grew up planning your halloween costumes around your coat.
You know what the Continental Divide is.
You don't think Coors beer is that big a deal.
You went to Casa Bonita as a child.
You bought your car from John Elway.
You were tear gassed at college and you can't even remember why....something about football...
You've gone off-roading in a vehicle that was never intended for such activities.
You always know the elevation of where you are.
You know that there are two kinds of Colorado Girls: those who shave, and those who don't.
You wake up to a beautiful, 80 degree day and you wonder if it's going to snow tomorrow.
You don't care that some company renamed it, the Broncos still play at Mile High.
You get pissed off when people confuse Colorado with Kansas, Nebraska, Wyoming, or "one of those other big square states out west."
When you hear that the Chiefs and the Raiders are having bad seasons, you laugh uncontrollably.
Every movie theater has military and student discounts.
Everybody wears jeans to church.
You actually know that South Park is a real town.
You know what Focus on the Family is, and you feel very stongly about it in one direction or another.
You know what a "trust fund hippy" is, and you know its natural habitat is Boulder.
You've made naked snow angels.
You've been asked "so y'all from around here?" while on a ski lift by some random guy from Texas.
You've laughed at a someone while on a ski lift because they were wearing a cowboy hat and jeans.
You know which hot springs are nude, and which are not...
and you've been to both with your parents...
You don't stop and take pictures of deer on the side of the road because you see them everyday.
And you know that the plural of deer is "deer" and not "deers".
South Park is, in fact, very small and pretty much part of Fairplay.
You dont trust anyone under 14,000 feet.
You know what 3-2 beer is, and you can't buy "normal" beer unless you go to a liqour store.
It's shocking when you go to another state and liqour stores are open on Sundays.
Meth labs explode on a daily basis.
"New music" is now "old music" in every other state.
